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Could Ireland Have A Decent Porn Industry?
 
# 1 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 11:46
 
 
This just popped into my head after a comment on another thread.

Do you think Ireland could have a decent porn industry if they tried? Or would it just end up being Glenroe-gone-wrong?

I know nothing about the porn industry, but never heard of Irish porn, so I assume there is none. But would Eire have a fighting chance if they entered the ring?

People seem to love Irish accents, and we have great scenery for settings (despite the weather).

So could Ireland come along and bring a whole new meaning to bog snorkelling??
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# 2 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 11:51
 
 
Nah, we're all too ugly.
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# 3 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 11:52
 
 
There's been a series called 'Fucked In Ireland' by Rude Brittania. There was three episodes, using mostly english or eastern european actresses.

One of the actresses from Tallaght in Dublin was 17yrs old at the time of filming and had to be pulled from the shelves.

The Sunday World did a big expose on her, that she was a single mother working in a chipper in killanarden or somewhere and she wasn't fit to be a mother because of her starring role and her kid should be taken away from her.

There's a male pornstar from Navan who's quite popular in America.

We need some gaelic porn.

Ohhhh padraic, ta me ag teacht....
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# 4 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 11:54
 
 
Someone said :
Ohhhh padraic, ta me ag teacht....

Hahahahahahaaha! v good!
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# 5 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 11:55
 
 
Someone said :

There's a male pornstar from Navan who's quite popular in America.


Pierce Brosnan?
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# 6 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 11:56
 
 
Someone said :
Nah, we're all too ugly.


Are we though? I probably would have agreed with you up until last year, but people seem to be quite attracted to the Irish. I dunno if looks are the defining factor for the irish, but there is something. Maybe our personality and charisma?

And I've seen plenty of Irish guys out there who I wouldn't mind watching in action
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# 7 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 12:03
 
 
Cue really bad American-Irish accents

1."Oi hey-yard you noided you-r poo-el cleaned" *Thinks - He has a nice package on him*

2."Why yes, you can drop your equipment over there" *Thinks - OH he's Irish...mmmmm*

1."Will he-yar do?" *Bends over like an altar boy and gives a cheeky wink*

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# 8 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 12:06
 
 
Someone said :
Cue really bad American-Irish accents

1."Oi hey-yard you noided you-r poo-el cleaned" *Thinks - He has a nice package on him*

2."Why yes, you can drop your equipment over there" *Thinks - OH he's Irish...mmmmm*

1."Will he-yar do?" *Bends over like an altar boy and gives a cheeky wink*

excellent
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# 9 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 13:30
 
 
An Irish porn industry - yes, why not? Passed three tractors parked in a lay-by the other day and I am sure the farmers must have been dogging. Yum! Gummy, unwashed farmers and dirty tractor sex. Yes, its definitely a goer.
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# 10 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 13:33
 
 
Someone said :
Nah, we're all too ugly.


..... and pale. Mind you, I love pale-looking guys but I don't think it would sell well abroad.
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# 11 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 13:34
 
 
After seeing the aforementioned 'Fucked in Ireland'...I would have to answer with a resounding NO!
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# 12 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 13:38
 
 
I think Irish people are too reserved also.

It would be just your basic shag, nothing adventurous at all.

Boring I imagine.
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# 13 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 14:07
 
 
Unadventurous, would ya stop, I think we are the kinkiest feckers on the planet, yeah we might keep it behind closed doors, but I doubt we could be classed as unadventurous Shaggy.

I think the biggest problem woul be you'd have the dilma of Dub accents or culchie accents in them

'Thats it ya bleedin slut, who's yer bleeding daddy'

or 'Musha how ya, I came to fix yer milking machine, though I see you've a savage pair of udders yerself young wan'
Hmmmm...tis a tricky one.
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# 14 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 15:04
 
 
But would Eire have a fighting chance if they entered the ring?

was that pun intended??

i think irish porn would be a bit cringy.

"ah yeah parko,giveh to me.oh waaay....i dropped me chips."
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# 15 : Sunday 7-6-2009 @ 15:07
 
 
I'll bleedin' wreck ya...
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