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Nokia Dictionary
 
# 1 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 13:43
 
 
I've jsut noticed something about my Nokia 3310 dictionary: it recognises the word 'vagina' but not 'penis'. Has anyone else had this (appalling) experience with their mobile?
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# 2 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 13:46
 
 
try scrotus, foreskin,Quidnunc, mugwump, or fallopian tubes.If none of the aforesaid is included, swap your Nokia for a good paper dictionary, more of a learning tool albeit less compact and not great for making calls.
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# 3 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 13:50
 
 
I does indeed contain both 'scrotus/um' and 'foreskin'. Also 'masturbate'. But not 'fallopian' or, indeed, 'penis'.

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# 4 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 13:53
 
 
clearly invented by a group of penis-envying lesbians then.
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# 5 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 14:58
 
 
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# 6 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 15:01
 
 
if you put in the word "cock", "anal" appears as an option!!! I'm sure most ppl have spotted this but I always get a giggle from it!!

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# 7 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 16:24
 
 
no penis!!!!! wot a nightmare!!!
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# 8 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 16:25
 
 
the very definition of 'wireless" !!

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# 9 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 16:27
 
 
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# 10 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 16:35
 
 
and phones without penis are ideal for
'vagina dialogue'
unless you talk to yourself, in which case ....
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# 11 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 18:08
 
 
but the essential question remains;in colloquial English how much is the word penis actually used..."yars, he is suuuch a penis-sucker/penis-head", what a penis and bull story,penis-a- leeky soup,penis au vin,le Penis Sportif,he penised the gun, the dog stood penis-eared,Penis Whittington what would the world come to?
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# 12 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 19:08
 
 
You are on a roll today Kev
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# 13 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 19:34
 
 
Who truly suffers because of this?
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# 14 : Tuesday 21-10-2003 @ 22:35
 
 
penis whittington and his mates?
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# 15 : Wednesday 22-10-2003 @ 11:48
 
 
Yes, plus Penis Barton,Penis Nelson,Penis Caxton,in the aeroplane...the penis-pit and lastly the dog who penises his leg...
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