I too wish to claim asylum status here....where do i fill in the forms and more important is the interviewer good lookin...??

nice one Frodo...giz a shout when number 1250 is called i'll be over ere in the corner mingling with the other refugees...

I am number AB4, has my time come?

no cleeve get in the Q...come join us over ere in the waiting corner

I was waiting at the butcher for a slab of meat.
I think I got lost in the classified.

NEXT!

oh oh me next right Rockout number 1250 is that who ur callin...??

That's what I found.
Distrubing...

Cleeve ur never gonna get refugee status carrying that round ere....is that a lung...??

Just beef tenderloin, shaped like something from the classified

Sorry for the delay, slight technical problem...

oh nice one grab me a bottle of brandy some peppercorns a touch of cream and salt and i'll ave diner ready for the Q in no time....
Ah no hurry Rock we'll be over in the corner avin diner now cleeve has us sorted...!!!

Who needs Chao Bella

We can't go anyway cleeve or we'll lose our place in the Q..trust me i know what i'm doin step away from the meat...