No,there are a lot of scientists and macro bioligists on here,but they are locked up in the Gaire basement during the night to contain their evil,so you should be o/k for a while yet.

welcome itsaguy.

Welcome on board !

Pun intended?

Welcome Itsaguy and Angelcake.

Fluent. That's all I'm saying.

That basement is cold and damp

Well you do choose to be naked down there, you can't blame Thomas for that.

Choose? More like you strip me at the door and then push me down the stairs into the basement!
I really have to stop believing you when you invite me over to Gaire Towers saying you have an anime DVD I want....

*Insert evil laugh here*

**arrives**

God, its getting very saucy in here.

I don't get any sauce in the basement ...just water and bread. I don't eat the bread though...I'm off carbs

We've been adding liquid plumpynut to your water.

I'll try to fit into all the fun...swear

Your next step is to post in a thread thats not the newbie thread.

Start off easy. Perhaps an inane wittering in the random thoughts thread or something tediously mundane in the what did I learn/do today thread.

Perhaps someday you'll eventually graduate to the IMF thread, Civil Partnership Bill thread, Meaning of Life thread and Do taxi drivers come onto Trannies thread. But those are just big dreams right now.