AAAH!!! runs for the hills

too late for runnin now asimov - we'll seek you out anyway the spankings are pretty mild for newbies - its when you get to post as much as "shaggy" - that you'll experience the real 'spankings'

welcome along - it is madness but in a sane enough way

You can run but you can't hide.

haha, you haven't seen my hiding places!!!!

Do you know what happens if we catch you?

Yeah we have - behind the sofa

God damn it!!! How did you know???? who has been squeling my little secrets ???

But in fairness I am a big boy now, and rarely *cough* have to hide behind the couch

No, thats where Jebus is, I found him there when I was looking for the remote

do you mean Jesus? if not who is Jebus? and anyway, what were you both doing behind the sofa ?

some guy with sandals and long hair people are always finding. He said his name was Jebus but I couldn't really undestand him because he was stuffing 3 of my cokies in his mouth at once.

I really hope they weren't cookies that had slipped behind the couch ages before and had gone a bit stale. If so then you're no Martha Steward. You wouldn't find good food behind my sofa, oh no!

They were the penis shaped cookies I had just baked for my mams bridge club meeting

Sounds like an intersting bridge club

None of them know how to play bridge, they actually drink bacardi and play poker.