Just in time or the new year, see I remembered 3,000 this time, I'm well smart me

Callisto is a clever clogs.

I gots coconut stuck in my teeth.

Why are our nightclubs open on a Thursday?

Why not? Thursdays have always been a big social night out for college students.

I've been in Ballinasloe for the last 2 weeks

Well, then it's because of the Christmas hols and/or for the studrnts attending EEGIT (Eastern East Galway Institute of Terrorism).

HOW MANY BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL CAN YOU SEE FROM WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW...

2 bottles of Kinsey Vodka...
1 bottle smirnoff
2 4 euro bottles of wine...

and

1 smashed pint glass.

This is not life.

Not if you are quantifying it by how.much alcohol you can see at almost 1am. I am sure you have lots more going on than cheap booze and broken glass.

I just texted someone I don't really know that well and put a kiss at the end of the message. I am mortified.

Its ok, I am used to that!

Hate that.

What if their partner sees it? Home wrecker!

I was asked what my plans were for tomorrow were...I was like 'what's tomorrow...'

i think tomorrow is new years eve.