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Embarrassing Experience
 
# 1 : Monday 10-4-2017 @ 21:53
 
 
Had a very embarrassing experience recently and would appreciate any advice.

Was on a 'weekend' with the lass in a Midland Hotel and after a light snack in the Brasserie,noticed a chunky lady, mid forties,well upholstered kind of ,well, eying me up. now nothing too alarming there, but I had a game of squash booked and just noticed she had a pair of very thick thighs and a gamey look on her.
Anyway after a strenuous five setter,I was shattered and took to the sauna/steam rom for recovery.My opponent(a priest, I kid you not, had to depart for Easter rehearsals)
Just clad in a bathrobe and panting heavily,when the 'steam ' cleAred who was in the sauna/ steam room only the lass I spied earlier.
You seem in trouble, says she "You must have had a hard game".
Hard is not the word says I,wooding up under the robe big time.
The conversation continued and to my surprise I felt her hand sliding under my robe and grasping my knob with practised ease.
Her gown slid off her thighs and exposed a thick curly thatch which was beaded with sweat an I have to say I shot my man spuds all over the gaff.
How embarrassing was that! Normally I could cope but the exertions must have been a factor.She was clearly dissatisfied and left shortly afterwards but how do I overcome this debacle and go on from here
I ask your generous advice please

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# 2 : Monday 10-4-2017 @ 22:04
 
 
Fingers+tongue.
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# 3 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 00:25
 
 
If in that story "the lass" is your regular squeeze, I advise to practice steamy squeezes with her as exclusively as she desires.

When you have built the confidence to regularly regulate your energy in her patient and friendly hands, and if she approves of your mutually agreed philandering, then you will find such encounters less intimidating, even when exerted.
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# 4 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 01:12
 
 
Think of Mary Harney having a dump next time you want to get hard quick again.
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# 5 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 13:22
 
 
Viagra may be your answer Skrothal Sac
That and True Love which you seem to be missing in your life.
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# 6 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 13:47
 
 
This thread is an unmitigated disaster.

You failed, Skrots. Bigly.
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# 7 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 15:38
 
 
Who wears a robe in the sauna?
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# 8 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 17:39
 
 
Someone said :
This thread is an unmitigated disaster.

You failed, Skrots. Bigly.

Frodo, all I can do is relate the experience as it happened.

If it fails it fails,I was asking for advice and thanks to those who replied.

Only yourself came over as a scrote and implied that the thread was not a genuine event.

That's all I have to say but very upset and disappointed you come up with that attitude
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# 9 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 17:51
 
 
Someone said :

Frodo, all I can do is relate the experience as it happened.

If it fails it fails,I was asking for advice and thanks to those who replied.

Only yourself came over as a scrote and implied that the thread was not a genuine event.

That's all I have to say but very upset and disappointed you come up with that attitude



When are your "stories" ever genuine? Nothing more than wank fodder!!
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# 10 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 18:41
 
 
Not getting much support here, thanks anyway
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# 11 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 20:41
 
 
What youre describing is Premature ejaculation. You can look up causes and solutions online.
go to your gp if youve doubts questions or if you cant find a solution .

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# 12 : Tuesday 11-4-2017 @ 20:52
 
 
Thanks, just got a bit excited and blew my beans.

Not normal for me, usually can get a good 'batter' up my lassie.

Fizzing like bottled Bass in fact.

Tks again
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# 13 : Wednesday 12-4-2017 @ 00:39
 
 
Someone said :

Frodo, all I can do is relate the experience as it happened.

If it fails it fails,I was asking for advice and thanks to those who replied.

Only yourself came over as a scrote and implied that the thread was not a genuine event.

That's all I have to say but very upset and disappointed you come up with that attitude

Tough titties, sunshine. I am sure you'll live.

I am not against your occasionally hilarious ramblings but this one missed the mark by a mile, kinda like your baby gravy.
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# 14 : Wednesday 12-4-2017 @ 01:00
 
 
Someone said :

Tough titties, sunshine. I am sure you'll live.

I am not against your occasionally hilarious ramblings but this one missed the mark by a mile, kinda like your baby gravy.

Someone said :



When are your "stories" ever genuine? Nothing more than wank fodder!!

Even it it were. Who are we to judge that it is not worthy of respect?

If his sexuality involves fantasies shared in public, within the limits of decency and without implying illegal activities/relationships. Who are we to judge?

Even if this story is made up, who are we to look down at his desire to share it?

How is it not a valid way for him to express feelings and desires that pertain to his very real experience of his real sexuality the way he perceives it?

Would we rather he does not share, and shrivels in his corner in silence?
Would we rather only people who are mirror images of our own cast, our own sub-group of our special sub-community, ourselves only, us ourselves, sinn féin, us entre-nous, communicate our very own experiences and identical fantasies?

How are made-up stories (if they are) less valid and less real than pictures of ideal men and women falling within the socially acceptable range of wank-fodder ?

How is his story less real than air-brushed pictures of surgically enhanced models?
How would a story that could fit in the long tradition of cheap erotica not belong to a valid conversation, just because you do not feel like this conversation is for youse?

What about respecting his difference, his truth, his story, his view of his world, as long as it does not disturb yours except by your own choice to stir his pixels and bytes your way, a way it was not aimed at or directed towards?


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# 15 : Wednesday 12-4-2017 @ 02:23
 
 
Beautiful post Blah
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