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Advantages Of Dating Older Women...
 
# 1 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:45
 
Thunor
Unstoppable
371 POSTS SINCE 2006
 
38 YO BI MALE FROM DUBLIN
 
I was mailed these observations today by a friend who claims to have 'compiled' it himself based on his experiences of dating older women (both of which I doubt). Whatever the truth of its authorship, is there any accuracy in these remarks.

An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.

There's no need to be phobic about "committing" to an older woman - the last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her.

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when you need to start replacing your old fillings.

An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly get sick in front of later.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.

An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.

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# 2 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:48
 
riotousned
amphictyonis
28600 POSTS SINCE 2006
    
38 YO STRAIGHT FEMALE FROM DUBLIN
 
hmmmm,i must be an older woman then.

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# 3 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:50
 
Justincasey
Veteran
39 POSTS SINCE 2005
  
47 YO BI MALE FROM CORK
 
nice one... some truth in lots of it.
can i say tongue in cheek? or let me think......

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# 4 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:51
 
fallen
Unstoppable
306 POSTS SINCE 2007
 
FROM DUBLIN
 
Aw, Damn. Older women are the sensible ones...

Damn my need for guys

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# 5 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:52
 
TTrainer
Daramulum
9286 POSTS SINCE 2003
    
35 YO BI MALE FROM OFFALY
 
Yep, that Kinda sums it up, I was seeing an older woman for a while and it was grand, but her obsessions with Joe Dolan and Making Jam was the end of it.

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# 6 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:52
 
Terminator
Godlike!
10084 POSTS SINCE 2003
    
55 YO STRAIGHT MALE FROM GAZA STRIP
 
riotousned said :
hmmmm,i must be an older woman then.

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# 7 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:53
 
The Coroner
Godlike!
20295 POSTS SINCE 2004
 
43 YO GAY MALE
 
feck...

i thin i'm an older woman too

off to practice my kegal exercises

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# 8 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 21:54
 
Nana_Mouskouri
Unstoppable
424 POSTS SINCE 2006
 
82 YO FEMALE FROM PARIS
 
Hmmm.

Nana Older than God!

Nana get lots of dates.

Like DubSteve!!!

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# 9 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 22:00
 
Hex
Magna Mater
6896 POSTS SINCE 2007
    
44 YO STRAIGHT FEMALE FROM WICKLOW
 
I'm the older woman and while some of what is said is true there is much more to an older woman than that, all depends if the older woman is with youger woman/man. Personally it works for me.

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# 10 : Wednesday 3-10-2007 @ 23:27
 
riotousned
amphictyonis
28600 POSTS SINCE 2006
    
38 YO STRAIGHT FEMALE FROM DUBLIN
 
is that not the whole point?? that a younger person has posted this about older women.

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# 11 : Saturday 3-9-2011 @ 23:22
 
19%_
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8906 POSTS SINCE 2010
   
43 YO MALE FROM KILKENNY
 
Less chance of getting her pregnant .

Edited By 19%_, 03 September 2011, 23:22

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