I'm a complex man, with a very decent sized willy, I like to show it off, but only in the locker room. Not in the middle of the street I have you know. Did you know that (perry help me here, your the history buff) there was this king in the late middle ages, who (probably had a complex) and in those days, for the reason of fashion, or comfort, (since there were no such thing as underwear) wore hose, which show'd the outline of the male gentillia. Now this fella (forget his name)decried that a cod piece should be placed over the gentillia. So it was done, but the follow on was that the cods got bigger and bigger as time went on, a status thing. Such is fashion, and only in england.
There was this lady,(forget her name) who on seeing things getting covered up commented that it was such a shame(paraphrasing here, shamelessly) she couldn't then tell what men were thinking...(such being that a mans willie changes from thought to thought regardless of will) Mine is doing some sort of gymnastics right now without my brain input(must be a hydrolic thing.