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Yo Mama
 
# 1 : Tuesday 24-9-2002 @ 22:21
 
 
Yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper.

Anyone know other ones?
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# 2 : Thursday 26-9-2002 @ 19:18
 
 
Yo Mama is so fat, when she was sunbathing on the beach green peace came and pushed back out to sea!
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# 3 : Friday 27-9-2002 @ 07:47
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters land on her back
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# 4 : Friday 27-9-2002 @ 14:33
 
 
YO MAMA WAS REALLY FAT - BUT SHE WAS KILLED BY A BUS - I SAID TO THE DRIVER - JESUS DID YOU NOT SEE HER SHE'S HUGE - HE SAID YEAH OF COURSE I SAW HER - I JUST DID'NT HAVE ENOUGH DIESEL IN THE BUS TO DRIVE ' ROUND HER !!! )
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# 5 : Monday 30-9-2002 @ 03:25
 
 
Your moma is sooooooo fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out her a*s.

HEHEHE

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# 6 : Wednesday 23-10-2002 @ 11:55
 
 
Yo mama is so big, she doesn't have elastic in her knickers, she has curtain rails
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# 7 : Wednesday 23-10-2002 @ 11:57
 
 
Yo mama is so big that when she hung out her knickers we lost 6 hours sunlight

OR....

Yo mama is so big that when she hung out her knickers a family of travellers camped out in them

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# 8 : Wednesday 23-10-2002 @ 16:03
 
 
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends




Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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# 9 : Wednesday 23-10-2002 @ 16:18
 
 
yo mama's like a t.v., even a 2year old could turn her on
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# 10 : Saturday 2-11-2002 @ 09:59
 
 
Sometimes, the more you think, the more there is no real answer.
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# 11 : Wednesday 11-12-2002 @ 10:56
 
 
yo mama so fat and stupid .i told her it was chilly out..she brought a bowl
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# 12 : Wednesday 11-12-2002 @ 14:49
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to sunbath in the back garden she has to apply to the local council for planning permission !
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# 13 : Wednesday 11-12-2002 @ 15:04
 
 
yo mama so fat that when she went to ballet she had to wear a ten ten
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# 14 : Thursday 9-1-2003 @ 20:13
 
 
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kick a can down the street the other day, asked her what she was doin, and she said "Movin".

Yo mama's so fat, when she sit's down, she sits beside *everybody*.

And YOU so ugly, when you were born, the doctor *slapped* yo mama.
Then he looked at you again, and *slapped yo daddy too!*

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# 15 : Thursday 24-6-2004 @ 09:50
 
 
Hahahah I know it's ancient but I felt the need to contribute.

Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat I had to roll over twice just to get off the bitch.
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