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# 1 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 19:53
 
 
It's time we entered a Gaire Rose into the Rose of Tralee, luckily for us you can be any gender/sexuality/religion or marital status. So everyone can enter!

If you want to be the Gaire Rose, the first thing you should do is make sure you have a lovely outfit.

Then you need to give us details of your hopes and dreams for the future, tell us about your hobbies and finally tell us what your talent is.

In the coming days, we'll add a poll with the names of the entrants and then we'll vote to see who gets to be the first ever Gaire Rose and represent us in Kerry!
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# 2 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 19:55
 
 


Love the idea of this
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# 3 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:03
 
 
I forgot to mention, you also get a celebrity escort:

For the Straight Women:


The Straight Men


The Lesbians


The Gays


Bisexuals can chose any of the four as suits.
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# 4 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:04
 
 
oooh,i have a nice outfit.my hopes for the future is that i live and my kids dont end up in jail.my hobby is crying and my talent is doing handstands.

will i win??

i love johnny vegas..
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# 5 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:05
 
 
but you would have to go to Tralee (and its a horrible little town) the only good thing is that its a very good base for exploring south kerry/dingle peninsula
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# 6 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:06
 
 
Someone said :
I forgot to mention, you also get a celebrity escort:

The Lesbians

should I know who this is?
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# 7 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:07
 
 
Ill be entering my orientation as "bisexual" so i can bring Gail Tilsley. I also be bringing a tape measure to find out the length of her neck. Ill then tag her ankle and release her back into the wild
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# 8 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:09
 
 
Someone said :
but you would have to go to Tralee (and its a horrible little town) the only good thing is that its a very good base for exploring south kerry/dingle peninsula

"I NEED A FUCKIN BREAK!!" *cough* sorry i just meant ill be doing it for charity and all that.
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# 9 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:12
 
 
Entrant 1

Hi my name is ATM am lovely hole in the wall.
Am suppose to be made of steel.

Ask a JCB that.
I give out money for pleasure.
And all I get is abuse.
My hopes for the future are people will respect me.
And maybe when they enter there pin number, I can sing from the highest heaven.
And sing Rose Of Steel. oh ah the words are not there yet.
Needs slug of LISTERINE.

My machine has many a talent.
Ah sure my machine has seen them all.
So go on, go on, go on, gives us a call.
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# 10 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:13
 
 
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so, because, is that some people out there, in our nation, don't have maps, and I believe that our education, such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US should help the US, or um should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children, i am Superman.



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# 11 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:24
 
 
Someone said :
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so, because, is that some people out there, in our nation, don't have maps, and I believe that our education, such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US should help the US, or um should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children, i am Superman.


Lol that first part sounded scarily like Sarah Palin
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# 12 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:27
 
 
Superman has the shiniest shoes, see what good old spit and polish will do.



*Tonight Matthew I'm going to be the Gaire Rose*
{Re-adjusts top lip over vaseline teeth, smiles and waves like the Queen}
Question One, if you were an flower what would you be
Well Matthew, all flowers are beautiful and should be treated equally but if I had to choose one, it would be the simple daisy, shy and sweet. {smiles at the camera}
Question Two, if you could only save one of your belongings from a fire what would it be?
It would have to be the picture of the orphan boy I sponsor in Africa, because of people like me he can have an education {look mildly serious}
Final question, if you were to win what would you do with the prize money
If I win I'll open a Donkey Sanctuary.. those poor sick donkeys. They need some love too.
And that was Erytheis
{waves and walks away}


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# 13 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:28
 
 
Someone said :
Entrant 1

ehh i think youll find i was entrant 1 mister. i have me outfit and all!!
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# 14 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 20:38
 
 
Name of Entrant: Intrepid
From : Palmyra Atoll.

Criteris:
Have a lovely outfit?
Yes. Made of coconuts and Palm Fronds.

Hopes and dreams for the future:
Hopes: World Peace
Dreams: Free health care, education for all, and jobs for everyone. Prejudice be a thing of the past.

My Talent is:
I am very good with my fingers. I communicate with my hands and face. Yes, Sign language. (Looks very virtuous while signing this, to drumming by the Palmyra Atoll Drum Band.)
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# 15 : Thursday 20-8-2009 @ 21:13
 
 
My name is Gollumfarrell, and I am from the Gaire Northside secret headquarters. I work full time as a moderator. In my spare time I like to go to black mass, perform Shamen songs with my local choir, I have won awards for my solo during Ebeneezer Good. I also raise funds for homeless houses and knit quite quickly.

My dream is that one day man and female man can live in peaceful harmony.

My talents are blinking and controlling my rage.

Oh and I shall be wearing this...

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