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# 1291 : Friday 6-3-2020 @ 15:29
 
 
Find it very cold today. Can't get the heat into me.
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# 1292 : Friday 6-3-2020 @ 16:01
 
 
Someone said :
[…] Can't get the heat into me.

That’s what the actor said to the bishop...
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# 1293 : Monday 9-3-2020 @ 18:17
 
 
Shitty day out. Spent the day catching up on the coverage of Crufts over the weekend. Perfect day for it.
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# 1294 : Monday 9-3-2020 @ 18:26
 
 
Awww that’s woof
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# 1295 : Monday 9-3-2020 @ 20:02
 
 
The winner done a huge shit in the ring
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# 1296 : Monday 9-3-2020 @ 20:43
 
 
Someone said :

That’s what the actor said to the bishop...

I'd use the term 'actress' for dramatic effect as an actress was basically a whore back in the day (no reflection on current actresses)
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# 1297 : Monday 9-3-2020 @ 20:55
 
 
Someone said :

I'd use the term 'actress' for dramatic effect as an actress was basically a whore back in the day (no reflection on current actresses)

I would not, but thanks for the suggestion.
The association was linked to how both professions overlapped, and I subverted the original saying to suggest the Bishop's sexual preference
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# 1298 : Monday 9-3-2020 @ 21:31
 
 
Get a chess board,guys.
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# 1299 : Tuesday 10-3-2020 @ 23:56
 
 
Someone said :

I'd use the term 'actress' for dramatic effect as an actress was basically a whore back in the day (no reflection on current actresses)

Was that not a "Seamstress"? back in the day (at least in Victorian times) there were no actresses, all female roles were played by men and a lot of women were Seamstresses but there wasn't enough work to go around because of the industrial revolution and spinning jenny's and other technological advances so had no choice but to turn to prostitution to make ends meet.

There is a whole slang lexicon based around it like the "tupenny upright" which was having sex in a lane standing up against a wall for tupence, a "Buttered Bun" which was (for lack of a better word) sloopy seconds, "Whirlygigs" - testicles, "Venus's Curse" - an std but only in women (I assume men had a different name for it) or probably the weirdest "Balsamic Injection" - cum, I assume it was a reference to it tasting like vinegar which would make senses because at the time people were taking Mercury for every illness and actors were using it as face paint to make their faces white so they could pass as women on stage and apparently it made pee smell like vinegar (and also gave rise to the phrases "Drop dead georgous" and "Mad as a hatter")
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# 1300 : Saturday 21-3-2020 @ 17:15
 
 
The weather is so lovely, in such contrast with the public mood.
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# 1301 : Saturday 21-3-2020 @ 17:34
 
 
Someone said :
The weather is so lovely, in such contrast with the public mood.

Not in Cork at the moment, mostly it's just pissing down here
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# 1302 : Saturday 21-3-2020 @ 17:53
 
 
Someone said :

Not in Cork at the moment, mostly it's just pissing down here

Yip, raining and no pub to moan in?
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# 1303 : Saturday 21-3-2020 @ 18:35
 
 
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Yip, raining and no pub to moan in?

I know right? also where am I going to go now to complain that there is no implied county football matches even though all the players are from other countries on anymore or that I can't enjoy the massive exploitation of horses and dogs being forced to race for the purposes of gambling anymore either?
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# 1304 : Sunday 22-3-2020 @ 13:31
 
 
Lovely day today.
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# 1305 : Sunday 22-3-2020 @ 14:06
 
 
The days have been very good as summer comes our way.
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