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A Very Gairean Obituary
 
# 1 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 19:51
 
 
Due to unforeseen circumstances the Gaire member above you passed away suddenly and it has now been left up to you to write their obituary.
So tell the world how did they die, why they were loved/hated, who they will leave behind, their legacy... you get the picture, now paint the picture.
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# 2 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 19:54
 
 
Ery passed away whilst walking a wall, chewing gum and swigging cola......

Will be sadly missed in her immediate area, as she provided the locals with untold amusement and craic...

Deeply missed by her fellow Garieans for her griiting her teeth, being less than emphatic ( at times) and simply for being a absolute conumdrum
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# 3 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:04
 
 
Blur has sailed off into the sunset.........due to not heeding warnings about her immune system!
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# 4 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:07
 
 
LMAO!!

Perfecked thought he was perfect, but he was perfecked...
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# 5 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:09
 
 
Intrepid met her make after not heeding the warnings about disagreeing with jonh
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# 6 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:12
 
 
The h got jonh in the end, he will be missed by miss spelled named persons everywhere.
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# 7 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:15
 
 
boy the elder carries erys legacy on....
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# 8 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:28
 
 
The Ice Queen froze to death.
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# 9 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:29
 
 
Someone said :
boy the elder carries erys legacy on....

Ice... briefly regretted all the guff she gave dolli as her car thundered unstoppably down the steepest hill in Bray and the breaks wouldn't work. Tragically the out-of-control vehicle ploughed into Gavin Lambe-Murphy before ending up in the front window of the local Sinn Fein office.
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# 10 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:31
 
 
Intrepid

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# 11 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:33
 
 
Someone said :

Ice... briefly regretted all the guff she gave dolli as her car thundered unstoppably down the steepest hill in Bray and the breaks wouldn't work. Tragically the out-of-control vehicle ploughed into Gavin Lambe-Murphy before ending up in the front window of the local Sinn Fein office.

dolli... jumped off a bridge as he could no longer come to terms with how much he really was in love with ice. he was so sorry he never listened to her. just one last chance of angry sex was gone forever
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# 12 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 20:58
 
 
Ice sadly passed away last night while trying to dislodge a piece of toast with a fork.
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# 13 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 21:01
 
 
Someone said :
Ice sadly passed away last night while trying to dislodge a piece of toast with a fork.

Frodo was sadly blown up by an incendiary device of his own devising. The home-made bomb went off prematurely as he was busy in his mission of blowing up every Church in Europe.
Frodo will be missed sadly by .....
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# 14 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 21:03
 
 
You know me too well!

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# 15 : Thursday 11-3-2010 @ 21:08
 
 
Someone said :
You know me too well!

Frodo was murdered for his lack of understanding of how the obituary thread worked. He was well known as a person most likely to be murdered over this thread and will be missed by sheep and cows everywhere.
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