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# 31 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 10:03
 
 
Ever said "thank you" to an ATM?
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# 32 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 10:04
 
 
Someone said :
Ever said "thank you" to an ATM?

I think I might have yes...
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# 33 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 10:07
 
 
The other day I was getting an overnight bag down from the topshelf of my wardrobe and it was stuck so I stupidly tugged it until I got it down (instead of getting up and checking why it was stuck) - anyway, it came down along with the light bulb out of the light fitting that I depend on to illuminate my fitted wardrobes!!! Put in a new bulb you say.. Well.. if only it was that easy - the bulb had glued itself to the side of the bag -melting the bottom of the bag a little and when I tugged it it broke part of the light fitting too... So the moral of the story is - Store stuff away from the lightbulb and don't tug -check first. Silly silly me.
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# 34 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 10:08
 
 
Someone said :
Reversed into poles..twice in two different cars. And I've gotten a car stuck on a beach in kerry (had to get a local farmer to pull it out with the tractor), gotten a car almost stuck in the down ramp of a multistory car park (I took it at the wrong angle).

reverse into poles once a week - i don't drive - this is on foot...

i'm going back to bed...
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# 35 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 10:18
 
 
Someone said :
Ever said "thank you" to an ATM?

Well t least you're polite
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# 36 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 11:36
 
 
Someone said :
The other day I was getting an overnight bag down from the topshelf of my wardrobe and it was stuck so I stupidly tugged it until I got it down (instead of getting up and checking why it was stuck) - anyway, it came down along with the light bulb out of the light fitting that I depend on to illuminate my fitted wardrobes!!! Put in a new bulb you say.. Well.. if only it was that easy - the bulb had glued itself to the side of the bag -melting the bottom of the bag a little and when I tugged it it broke part of the light fitting too... So the moral of the story is - Store stuff away from the lightbulb and don't tug -check first. Silly silly me.

bubbletime
You were very lucky this didn't start a fire.
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# 37 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 11:50
 
 
Someone said :

bubbletime
You were very lucky this didn't start a fire.

Very lucky - I'm blaming herself for leaving the light on continuoustly one day recently -this is how it melted.. and I'm sharing the blame for throwing the bag up too close to the bulb. Lesson learned and yes I was blessed.
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# 38 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 13:03
 
 
Someone said :
I washed and tumble dried my passport once.....a costly mistake

The must have thought you were hot after that?
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# 39 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 14:54
 
 
At work and in general really I always walk about absorbed in my own thoughts and then realize I walk away from where I need to be, and just think "where the hell am I going?"
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# 40 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 15:12
 
 
Someone said :
Just got back from limerick, a city i know like the back of my hand.
Somehow i got confused on the new road out and ended up going through the tunnel,
which brought me out on the far side of the city.
Plus i had to pay tolls.

I did that recently too, it's a pain in the dick (and I don't even have a dick!!)
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# 41 : Thursday 26-8-2010 @ 15:19
 
 
Someone said :
Ever said "thank you" to an ATM?

Oh yeah I'm always at that.
also saying 'Oh sorry' when I bump into a mirror.
I am just too polite.
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# 42 : Saturday 28-8-2010 @ 21:52
 
 
Brain dead coke head Hilton,'nuff said.
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# 43 : Saturday 28-8-2010 @ 22:04
 
 
Ah a prefect thread just for me, awww thanks butters, of bloody course I am, but don't ruin it by post about that bint in it. I will be back in a moment with my saga of faux pas, (I try to be stupid at least once a day, normally it's on here).
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# 44 : Saturday 28-8-2010 @ 22:06
 
 
Too many to mention and a few i could not even mention.
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# 45 : Saturday 28-8-2010 @ 22:08
 
 
Well make it interesting WUB you state your unmentionables, I will mention mine.

My first one, was agreeing for the band I left, to be support to my new bands first gig, (lesson learned) should have listen to my old band without me, before booking them, funnily they improved, and the main act (my new band) sucked, We got booed off stage, and death threats for "making shite of knowen songs". Still the best gig of my life.

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