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Are You Stupid Or What?
 
# 46 : Friday 3-9-2010 @ 08:27
 
 
I went out and bought a new shirt and t-shirt. Went to the cinema and like a complete idiot left my purchases behind. I didn't even notice until I got home last night.

Hopefully nobody nicked them, the chances of finding the exact same items in the charity shop are slim!
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# 47 : Friday 3-9-2010 @ 08:33
 
 
Oh no Gollum I hope you find them. Maybe someone will do the right thing and hand them in. I don't think you were stupid - you were obviously just engrossed in the movie. What did you see?
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# 48 : Friday 3-9-2010 @ 08:38
 
 
I know your ploy, ask what film I went to and then ask where I saw it so you can go and claim my goods yourself, but it won't work on me! (Scott Pilgrim vs the World.)

The shirt matched my personality to a tee as well!



Please note that while my taste in clothes is sometimes questionable, this is not actually the shirt
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# 49 : Friday 3-9-2010 @ 08:51
 
 
Yes that was my idea alright -sell them on E bay then and make a quick buck!
Couldn't see the picture though - I'll look at it when I'm home where there are no restrictions, bans and sonic walls!! I'm sure it's going to be funny...? Hope there's no male nudity eeuuwwww!
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# 50 : Friday 3-9-2010 @ 09:34
 
 
Moderators frown on nudity.
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# 51 : Friday 3-9-2010 @ 11:59
 
 
What film was it? Legally Blonde 3?
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# 52 : Friday 3-9-2010 @ 13:01
 
 
Was going to make a joke about that but I think I left my phone in a taxi last night,I aint laughing now.
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# 53 : Sunday 12-9-2010 @ 14:06
 
 
Very hard to find soup - packet soup! - when you've forgotten that you've left it in the fridge.

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# 54 : Monday 11-10-2010 @ 13:43
 
 
http://www.herald.ie/national-news/city-news/i-received-a-bill-fo etc ...
I received a bill for €17,000 - just for using the M50
I am sorry but this woman is a fucking idiot
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# 55 : Monday 11-10-2010 @ 13:45
 
 
Ah she is a classic...

"I've no grant anymore"

Love her.
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# 56 : Monday 11-10-2010 @ 13:49
 
 
"It's ridiculous. My car is a Citroen Saxo and it isn't even worth a grand at the moment, and in no way is it causing €17,000 worth of damage to the motorway.

errrr wha!
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# 57 : Monday 11-10-2010 @ 13:52
 
 
Someone said :
http://www.herald.ie/national-news/city-news/i-received-a-bill-fo etc ...
I received a bill for €17,000 - just for using the M50
I am sorry but this woman is a fucking idiot

Holy shit
I heard of similar a Taximan ran up nearly 3000
Got a summons was ordered to pay, then he presented himself to a Garda station and said he couldn't, he would go to jail.
What use to happen was the guard would write up a form and take the prisoner into a Jail then be sent home after a while.
Now they don't even bother there is no room in prison they just send you home from the garda station.

Warning I did not confirm this..But with the current climate of people with no money I have a feeling it is true.
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# 58 : Monday 11-10-2010 @ 16:08
 
 
Someone said :
"It's ridiculous. My car is a Citroen Saxo and it isn't even worth a grand at the moment, and in no way is it causing €17,000 worth of damage to the motorway."

I liked that bit too! She has won me over with her skillful logic.
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# 59 : Monday 11-10-2010 @ 16:13
 
 
Someone said :

I liked that bit too! She has won me over with her skillful logic.

So if you drive a really expensive car you get to damage the road more.........i see....
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# 60 : Saturday 16-10-2010 @ 15:53
 
 
I am an idiot of the highest calibre,As I was due to rise early,I swore to myself that staying up till 02.30 was not an option,but I did anyway,now my eyes are in the back of my head,what a moron.
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