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Terrible TV - Invent A Really Bad Show (Late Nite Shite)
 
# 1 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:15
 
 
Write up or review a really bad imaginary tv show!

Example:

THE LEAKEST WANK ITV, 8pm

Join Anne Robinson in the hugely controversial tv competition The Leakest Wank, as entrants battle to masturbate and produce the most pre-cum. The show has become hugely controversial as competitors say it is very hard to toss off with Anne Robinson winking at you.



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# 2 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:18
 
 
I <3 Wheelie!
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# 3 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:18
 
 
JMJ!!
Do you think of these all day!
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# 4 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:19
 
 
SEXTER . Fx channel, 23:10

Michael Anthony Hall plays the serial pervert who keeps texting pix of his willy to elderly ladies in his neighbourhood.
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# 5 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:20
 
 
Ah...my thread idea was nothing near that...well done Wheelie!
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# 6 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:22
 
 
Someone said :
Ah...my thread idea was nothing near that...well done Wheelie!

I'm still waiting for you to post that. I'll be mean to whichever mod bans you
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# 7 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:22
 
 
How dirty is your sex dream?
Contestants must recite their most horrific sex dreams and then re-enact them with Kim and Aggie of "How clean is your house" fame.

Blood scat and tears all give extra marks.
I tried
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# 8 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:24
 
 
ANTIQUES RIDE SHOW . BBC 7pm

Family fun as Britain's most elderly couples get off with each other for the cameras
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# 9 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:25
 
 
This was actually my aunt's idea, so I can't take credit for it.

Beard or No Beard?

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# 10 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:25
 
 
Im a celebrity whore,fuck me out of here,Jordan whores herself on channel 4.
Great thread Wheelie.
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# 11 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:25
 
 
Someone said :
ANTIQUES RIDE SHOW . BBC 7pm

Family fun as Britain's most elderly couples get off with each other for the cameras

Very clever, Wheelie!
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# 12 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:25
 
 
What's in your belly button, 3E 11.30pm

3e's latest attempt at navel gazing features Glenda Gilson going where no z list celeb reporter has gone before. This week Sunday World Columnist Amanda Brunker talks about her collection of plaster cast phalluses and her love of armenian folk music while showcasing what she has collected in her belly button after a week without washing. Will this week's installment be as exciting as the episode when a used condom and Jedward fell out of Louis Walsh's navel? Repeated ad nauseum for a decade.
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# 13 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:26
 
 
Who wants to be daddies little girl

No explanation needed
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# 14 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:28
 
 
Someone said :
What's in your belly button, 3E 11.30pm

3e's latest attempt at navel gazing features Glenda Gilson going where no z list celeb reporter has gone before. This week Sunday World Columnist Amanda Brunker talks about her collection of plaster cast phalluses and her love of armenian folk music while showcasing what she has collected in her belly button after a week without washing. Will this week's installment be as exciting as the episode when a used condom and Jedward fell out of Louis Walsh's navel? Repeated ad nauseum for a decade.

Excellent! Penny is good at this game!
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# 15 : Friday 29-10-2010 @ 01:28
 
 
Someone said :
Who wants to be daddies little girl

No explanation needed

Oh god :vomit:

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