When I go out it is nearly exclusively in a "straight" pub. I go into a gay bar when dragged (only twice, so far).

All I care about is the quality of the drinks, the price, and whether I can hear my mates speaking to me; the sexuality of those around me is irrelevant.

I would wager you're not the only one.

Probably not, but I'm not going to ask any of them out or anything. at the moment anyway

It's irrelevant for everyone else too unless they're looking for a boyfriend or sex.

Sex is the primary motivator for most single straight men when heading out!

It's depressing going out on the straight knowing there's little or no hope of it. Why make an effort at all? I don't even wear clean underwear these days!

It's at those times you score, equivalent to not shaving your legs.

But you told me you liked my manly aromas

Sex is not my main motivater in going to the pub.

Beer is.

No comment on my underwear.

i Don't want to upset Streetfighter any more than he already is

While its deffo something a lot would hope for, i dont think its the most important thing. Most go home alone and after a while people go out for beer and to be with their friends first, anything else is a bonus.

Ok, slight exaggeration, but there's a reason why most people clean their room before they go out!

So they don't trip over anything when they come home drunk?

So they can find there id, money, keys etc etc. maybe I am the only one that messy.

Hmm, bet one or two already tickle your fancy! Go on ask, after doing a full sprectrum radar screening of course

Yes you are