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# 76 : Thursday 24-11-2011 @ 09:01
 
 
I can't help myself.

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# 77 : Thursday 24-11-2011 @ 10:37
 
 
Someone said :
I can't help myself.


Either could i... the toasty, warmness of the onesie was irresistable! I wont be repeating it though, the burning shame was too much for me
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# 78 : Thursday 24-11-2011 @ 10:43
 
 
Someone said :
the burning shame was too much for me

Fuck that! You should have strutted like a pimp back to your place.
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# 79 : Thursday 24-11-2011 @ 10:44
 
 
Hindsight is 20/20
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# 80 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 21:12
 
 
The totes awky mo mo when the mo mo is totes awky

Gas!
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# 81 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 22:15
 
 
sleeping in a bed with a male* friend due to poorly made travel arrangements.

*lesbian? exchange to female
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# 82 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 22:17
 
 
Someone said :
sleeping in a bed with a male* friend due to poorly made travel arrangements.

*lesbian? exchange to female

no big deal? you're hardly going to jump him or vice versa. or are yous?
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# 83 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 22:29
 
 
It stops me sleeping for one. the actual feeling is of a constant adrenaline.
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# 84 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 22:31
 
 
Someone said :
It stops me sleeping for one. the actual feeling is of a constant adrenaline.

Adrenaline? Is that a euphanism for horniness?
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# 85 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 22:36
 
 
Someone said :
sleeping in a bed with a male* friend due to poorly made travel arrangements.

*lesbian? exchange to female

Who says its gonna be a double bed, could be two singles.
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# 86 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 22:38
 
 
Someone said :
It stops me sleeping for one. the actual feeling is of a constant adrenaline.

sorry i thought it was just a friend
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# 87 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 23:09
 
 
I wouldn't be able to cope with myself and a male friend in a single: it would be too awkward. doubles are just about handle-able. @ Butters: no euphemism for horniness, really, just, your inner reasoning is swayed just enough to keep you in a constant loop of wonderment, like when you're young and you've seen a horror film. You're lying in bed and you've nothing else to do but wait for sleep, you have very little control of the thoughts that crop up. You KNOW the monster isn't real, but you convince yourself just enough to occasionally terrify yourself and in general, stop you sleeping:

"what if he's up for it? Oh don't be stupid, but what if he's in the closet and this is his only shot he knows your gay, you at least need to subtly HINT that you'd be up for it if he was, NO, SLEEP! maybe you winding up in bed was the complex plan of a desperately lonely confused person and your lack of action is destroying him slowly, listen: you can tell he;s awake and waiting for an non awkward segway. NO! that's it, fuck this. I'm going for a piss, and when I get back I better be a little less psycho and a little more tired!"

something like that. and yes I can't believe I posted this on a public forum either.

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# 88 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 23:14
 
 
two singles (bert and ernie stylee) would be no problem. that's just what normal twin rooms are like. It only applies to doubles and I would outright refuse to share a single.
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# 89 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 23:16
 
 
One takes the floor/bath with the bed clothes, the other takes the bed with jackets.
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# 90 : Sunday 19-2-2012 @ 23:22
 
 
Someone said :
two singles (bert and ernie stylee)

Sorry mate but Bert and Ernie a bad example to give
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