Boy, I had a really off the wall one - even by my standards - last night. My late mother was still alive and we were due to collect Gairean Sakura from Dublin Airport (no, don't ask why) but as we were driving our huge BMW 7 series along the motorway I missed the exit and ended up crashing into the gore of the slip road where it splits off the motorway.

Cue the cops and repair truck coming along and I decided to leave my poor mother to deal with them and I walked the rest of the way to the airport. When I eventually got there there was a huge box of technic Lego given to me for free on the departures level - so I lost interest in collecting Sakura and began to build the Lego.

Finally I answered one of his calls on my mobile phone and we left the airport in a cab only to end up at a dilapidated farmhouse on Kintrye in Scotland.

Maybe you subconsciously fancy Samurai. ?
No harm in that

I had a dream last night that I went Skydiving. According to the internet this means 'Your life has gotten rather predictable and you are in search of something to wake you up!' and since my parachute did open 'If the parachute opens no problem, then you have plenty of time left to make changes.'

This is actually so true you have no idea!

Mam keeps having nightmares where she's having one of her old shouting matches with Dad who died in 2009. She told me she also had one where she dreamt her father was hitting her. I asked her did that happen in real life and she said no. When I was staying with her recently I heard her shouting in her sleep from up the hall. She often has these nightmares. It's like Dad's haunting that house or something. One dream she had some months ago involved Dad appearing in her room and Mam telling him to go away and that she would pray for him.

I was chatting up loads of pretty girls and getting their numbers. Then I arrived on a ferry, into a war zone and began fighting the Nazi's?

Maybe you were an American WW2 soldier in a previous life. You were chatting up the women while deployed in England in preparation for D-Day?

Last night I dreamt that I was riding on the Moscow Metro but the carriages were going at a dangerously fast speed and I had an urge to change lines wherever I could so that I could reach the city centre.

Always with the riding,yo!
I dreamt that all my dreams were contained in tiny tulip wine glasses,and were impossible to access,then I woke up hanging upside down from the ceiling being probed by aliens,think I need space.

I had a dream that I was Cure Aqua, doing the leaving cert, in college, with work people....

Maybe you shoudl take a break from that Anime stuff for a while.

I dreamt my sister had her baby and she had a girl. The girl could say my name when she was one month old while my nephew who is a year and a half still couldn't.

I dreamt that my ma was telling me I was even more useless than my most useless half wit cousin,and my da was throwing things at me,then,at 6AM,the phone downstairs rang,it was an automatic call,i'd had just three hours sleep.
The phone rang again at ten,just as I was dreaming that a teenage girl was crying in my face that I had told Lorcan that I thought that the song "Take me home country roads" was rubbish,even though she had recently sung it,I told her that I hadn't seen Lorcan in ages. Then the phone rang again for the second time,ruining my mental equilibrium,when I answered,the caller said(in the usual Indian accent) My name is Susan from Microsoft",I said "No you're not,you're a freakin thief,stop ringing me you fuckin' cunt",slam!
What can this mean?

Read this cool article today on the 5 most common nightmares humans have
and the psychological/biological reason behind them .interesting stuff
I didn't realise the old "teeth falling out" one was so common,I often have it

http://www.cracked.com/article_20582_5-common-nightmares-we-all-h etc ...
#1. Public Nudity
#2. Being Locked Up or Trapped
#3. Falling from Incredible Height
#4. Unprepared for the Big Test
#5. Teeth Falling Out

I have had the teeth falling out one on occasion, according to my old wives it is about money worries.

I also have the unprepared for the test, it is almost always my LC maths exam.