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# 46 : Thursday 3-7-2014 @ 09:46
 
 
Someone said :
Just got a funny search engine referral #3 on Bing

"mickraft"

Minecraft for mickeys?

It's probably a raft for mickeys.
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# 47 : Thursday 3-7-2014 @ 12:44
 
 
Mickraft - a game about finding and sucking cocks.
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# 48 : Thursday 3-7-2014 @ 15:36
 
 
My bed planks collapsed.
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# 49 : Thursday 3-7-2014 @ 16:48
 
 
Someone said :
My bed planks collapsed.

That must have come as a bit of a shock
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# 50 : Thursday 3-7-2014 @ 18:54
 
 
Quite a let down I'd say.
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# 51 : Friday 4-7-2014 @ 20:58
 
 
Just found concealer in my Tesco shopping bag. Maybe someone put it there as a joke?
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# 52 : Friday 4-7-2014 @ 21:10
 
 
Mine!
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# 53 : Friday 4-7-2014 @ 22:53
 
 
Someone said :
Mine!

Finders keepers.
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# 54 : Sunday 3-8-2014 @ 23:00
 
 
The editor of Songlines, a British magazine about the World Music genre, reports that on a trip to Moroco, he checked out the "world music" section of a music shop. Among the artists the Moroccans classified as "World music" were Shirley Bassey and Tom Jones.

Perspective, I suppose.
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# 55 : Monday 11-8-2014 @ 20:27
 
 
I followed a pal on Twitter, and the people in the machine decided that the first of the three similar accounts I might be "I am very reliable. You should give me your money."
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# 56 : Tuesday 30-9-2014 @ 17:44
 
 
Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
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# 57 : Tuesday 30-9-2014 @ 23:32
 
 
Someone said :
The editor of Songlines, a British magazine about the World Music genre, reports that on a trip to Moroco, he checked out the "world music" section of a music shop. Among the artists the Moroccans classified as "World music" were Shirley Bassey and Tom Jones.

Perspective, I suppose.

With the help of the tour guide,I bought some Gnawan CD'S in Agadir,they wouldn't sell me the originals but burned copies for me,then I had to bring the covers to a shop next door to have them copied,this was before downloads came along.
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# 58 : Wednesday 8-10-2014 @ 22:03
 
 
Today my niece asked me could I print off her school project and I said that was no problem. Then she turns up at 8pm with 10 hand written pages and says she needs it by tomorrow morning.

She has some neck on her.
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# 59 : Wednesday 8-10-2014 @ 22:31
 
 
Wot a bitch - she will get worse as you get weaker
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# 60 : Wednesday 8-10-2014 @ 22:47
 
 
Ah I told her it was a one off. Won't be doing this again as she has access to computers in school and at home.
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