One day, Mr Smith, the president of a large corporation, Dave, into his office and said, "Dave, we're making some cutbacks, so either Barbara or Jack will have to be laid off."
Dave looked at Mr Smith and said "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
the next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off, and I don't know what to do?"
Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got an headache."