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There's A Strange Noise From My Bladder Area When I Ejaculate
 
# 1 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 14:02
 
 
This has only been happening this year and now I'm kind of worried that there might be something wrong down there.

Well anyway, now when I ejaculate a mechanical sounding noise comes from somewhere around my bladder area. Like a valve working or a gearbox being engaged. Or maybe like a bone clicking off another bone.

It's not painful or anything, just a bit weird.
Maybe it's just things getting older and worn down there.

Anyone else encounter anything like this ?
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# 2 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 14:04
 
 
How can you hear it from the sound of your “moaning” when that special moment arrives?
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# 3 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 14:09
 
 
Someone said :
How can you hear it from the sound of your “moaning” when that special moment arrives?

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# 4 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 14:14
 
 
Someone said :
This has only been happening this year and now I'm kind of worried that there might be something wrong down there.

Well anyway, now when I ejaculate a mechanical sounding noise comes from somewhere around my bladder area. Like a valve working or a gearbox being engaged. Or maybe like a bone clicking off another bone.

It's not painful or anything, just a bit weird.
Maybe it's just things getting older and worn down there.

Anyone else encounter anything like this ?

Nope. Funnily enough I've never listened to your bladder while you ejaculate
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# 5 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 16:06
 
 
Maybe you need to have your prostrate checked out.
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# 6 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 16:30
 
 
Maybe there's a fantastic voyage happening inside you and you can only hear them during orgasm?

A good way to tell if this is the case is to get some blood taken and if your sample looks like the inside of a lava lamp then you've most likely got some Donald Pleasence in you.
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# 7 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 18:35
 
 
Sounds unusual. What exact point does it happen? Like, is it just after the jizz has left your organ, or only while it is flying out or just at the build up, or all three?

Because it sounds like something to do with air.

I'd suggest you try Kegel exercises for starters, however.
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# 8 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 18:36
 
 
Someone said :
Or maybe like a bone clicking off another bone.

Gah! *makes cat hissing face*
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# 9 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 18:46
 
 
Go to the doctor!
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# 10 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 18:53
 
 
The bone clicking sound is from your hand.
Your bladder has nothing to do with the production of ejaculate.

To test my theory, next time you are spanking the monkey and the noise starts, switch to your other hand. Does the noise stop?


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# 11 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 19:33
 
 
Someone said :
This has only been happening this year and now I'm kind of worried that there might be something wrong down there.

Well anyway, now when I ejaculate a mechanical sounding noise comes from somewhere around my bladder area. Like a valve working or a gearbox being engaged. Or maybe like a bone clicking off another bone.

It's not painful or anything, just a bit weird.
Maybe it's just things getting older and worn down there.

Anyone else encounter anything like this ?

get to the doctor and get it checked (im sure it`ll be nothing)
but you should give yourself a punch in the face for being silly enough to leave anything connected to genito-urinary system go for a year unexamined at your age Mr!
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# 12 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 20:09
 
 
Someone said :

get to the doctor and get it checked (im sure it`ll be nothing)
but you should give yourself a punch in the face for being silly enough to leave anything connected to genito-urinary system go for a year unexamined at your age Mr!

It's only about 6 months ! But thanks for the advice.


And thanks everyone for the great advice.
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# 13 : Wednesday 5-9-2012 @ 20:19
 
 
Oh sweet Buddha?
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# 14 : Thursday 6-9-2012 @ 08:52
 
 
I hope the Doctor is a cute one because you are gong to have to demonstrate the problem !!!
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# 15 : Thursday 6-9-2012 @ 11:47
 
 
Are you a robot 19% ?
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