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# 1 : Thursday 29-4-2004 @ 00:05
 
 
What does your father do?

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
Children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up

Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being
Uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
Other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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# 2 : Thursday 29-4-2004 @ 00:08
 
 
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# 3 : Thursday 29-4-2004 @ 00:09
 
 
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# 4 : Thursday 29-4-2004 @ 00:10
 
 
VERY GOOD,SADFULLY BUT TRUE.
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# 5 : Thursday 29-4-2004 @ 09:52
 
 
Class........
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# 6 : Thursday 29-4-2004 @ 11:58
 
 
love it
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# 7 : Thursday 29-4-2004 @ 12:02
 
 
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# 8 : Monday 28-6-2004 @ 09:19
 
 
excellent
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# 9 : Monday 28-6-2004 @ 10:12
 
 
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# 10 : Monday 28-6-2004 @ 12:42
 
 
That was brilliant. One of the funniest i've heard in a long time
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# 11 : Monday 28-6-2004 @ 12:54
 
 
check out www.bettybowers.com
class act
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# 12 : Wednesday 30-6-2004 @ 00:45
 
 


class
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# 13 : Wednesday 30-6-2004 @ 00:53
 
 
hehehe
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# 14 : Sunday 3-9-2006 @ 14:32
 
 
I have to let you know about this one it is class. After telling my six year old to tidy his room for the tenth time I say
"get with the program and clean your room"
As quick as a flash he responded with:
"I don't like this channel where's the remote control"

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# 15 : Sunday 3-9-2006 @ 14:41
 
 
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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