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The Worst Smell In The World.
 
# 1 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:27
 
 
For me, the worst smell i have ever come across is puke.
Not any everyday puke but a very specific type.

Back in primary school they used to give the kids a small carton of milk with a straw at lunch time, im not sure if it is still done.
On those really hot summer days we would be sitting in the classroom, leaning back on our little chairs with the sun shining brightly through the window, heating up our little belly's.

It always seemed to be the kid at the top of the class that puked, and it was usually as he ran for the classroom door, ensuring that any escape route from the room was blocked. The smell of that milky puke would slowly drift towards the back of the room where the rest of us had ran in an attempt to escape the foul stench of curdled milk spew.

That is the smell that sticks with you for life. Its worse than dog shit, worse than stale meet and probably worse than the bog of eternal stench.

Whats your least favorite smell?
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# 2 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:32
 
 
The nasal remnants of a mom shite.
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# 3 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:34
 
 
The smell of Jean Paul Gautier Pour homme sickens my hole
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# 4 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:36
 
 
I don't think there is anything worse than really stale urine/human waste/body odour on a person. I worked in a SuperValu once, there was this old lady, really old and alone and slightly mad, I worked on the second furthest isle from the door but the moment she stepped in the shop I could smell her and I had to leave. It was beyond horrendous. So bad that you just couldn't breath.
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# 5 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:40
 
 
That's rough. There was a girl I fancied in school but she kinda smelled of piss. I was conflicted
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# 6 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:42
 
 
Someone said :
I don't think there is anything worse than really stale urine/human waste/body odour on a person.

I used to work in Dunnes and there was an old woman who would come in every week, we called her the cat lady because she only bought a trolly full of cat food. She stank to high-heaven. It was gross.
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# 7 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:46
 
 
Someone said :

I used to work in Dunnes and there was an old woman who would come in every week, we called her the cat lady because she only bought a trolly full of cat food. She stank to high-heaven. It was gross.

We used to call ours the Kitekat lady for pretty much the same reason and what is worse the pet food isle was my responsibility.
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# 8 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:46
 
 
Cat,s piss is vile but cat shit is fucking (where's that smiley for vomitting gone?)
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# 9 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 15:54
 
 
Probably rotting animal carcasses like rotting chicken etc. rotting cattle offal is also pretty awful.
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# 10 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 16:10
 
 
Silent farts can smell vile
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# 11 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 16:29
 
 
Someone said :
Silent farts can smell vile

unless you're the proud owner
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# 12 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 16:32
 
 
Someone said :
unless you're the proud owner

You'd probably be too busy boasting not to notice
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# 13 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 16:33
 
 
For me, it's Boggy.

Vile.
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# 14 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 16:38
 
 
Someone said :
For me, it's Boggy.

Vile.

The smell of your feel on the coffee table makes me want to hurl!

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# 15 : Thursday 10-10-2013 @ 17:07
 
 
Someone said :

The smell of your feel on the coffee table makes me want to hurl!


Is feel a code word for penis?
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