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If Ireland Was A Person?
 
# 16 : Thursday 4-9-2014 @ 21:41
 
 
Someone who is an alcoholic with low self esteem who is an easy lay.
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# 17 : Thursday 4-9-2014 @ 22:29
 
 
Someone said :
She's 36 and lives in a ghost estate in Portlaoise renting out the box room to her younger sister who's also her best friend to help pay her boom time mortgage. She's forever on a diet but never looses weight and doesn't know why, she only treats herself on weekends and during Eastenders. Her body aches for a baby but she hasn't had a boyfriend in like forever. She got hepatitis B from a chicken kebab in Turkey a few years ago so she has a slight yellow tinge to her skin that no amount Max factor foundation will get rid of and her Moroccan fuck buddy, Ali thinks she smells like milk.

She studied Social Studies in Athlone RTC with dreams of becoming a psychologist but failed 2nd year from full time partying and now is a secretary to a doctor and loves nothing more than going through her neighbours medical files.

She has all the box sets of Sex and the City, Kilanaskuddy and Ballykissangel and enjoys nothing more than a few bottles of weight watchers chardonnay on a saturday night and hitting Egan's nightclub with the girls for a dance. Ali pops over after the chipper closes for a ride.

She's 4 months pregnant with twins but doesn't know yet. Ali's not the father.

Egan's??? How do you know so much about Portlaoise????
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# 18 : Thursday 4-9-2014 @ 23:23
 
 
Someone said :

Egan's??? How do you know so much about Portlaoise????

He's Ali
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# 19 : Thursday 4-9-2014 @ 23:27
 
 
Someone said :

He's Ali

Huh?
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# 20 : Thursday 4-9-2014 @ 23:56
 
 
Someone said :

Huh?

Flame on is saying Elat know's so much about Port laois because he (Elat) is Ali.

I'm a bit offended by Elat's treatment of Port Laois even though I'm not from Port Laois.

This thread is stirring a tiny bit of patriotism in me that sees Ireland as not too bad a place in the world to be.
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# 21 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 00:26
 
 
Oh lol of course, i didn't even notice he'd given her a name. Portlaoise really is one of the bleaker places in ireland though. Although as far as I can tell it is far from unique. I think midlands towns in general are all pretty similar.
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# 22 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 00:31
 
 
I like Port Laois, it seems like a nice place.
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# 23 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 00:34
 
 
I didn't give her a name.
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# 24 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 00:58
 
 
Oh yeah the moroccan guy. So why do you know about egan's??
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# 25 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 01:02
 
 
I used this crazy website called www.google.com. You put words that are relevant to the information you are seeking and bingo, there it is.
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# 26 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 01:07
 
 
Very dedicated. An aspiring dan brown no doubt.
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# 27 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 09:04
 
 
You write what you know.
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# 28 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 15:58
 
 
Someone said :
You write what you know.

Hardly a truism.
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# 29 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 17:17
 
 
Someone said :

Hardly a truism.

Its ok to be from Laois ( giggle)
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# 30 : Friday 5-9-2014 @ 17:32
 
 
Someone said :

Its ok to be from Laois ( giggle)

"It's alright to be not ok"
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