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She's 36 and lives in a ghost estate in Portlaoise renting out the box room to her younger sister who's also her best friend to help pay her boom time mortgage. She's forever on a diet but never looses weight and doesn't know why, she only treats herself on weekends and during Eastenders. Her body aches for a baby but she hasn't had a boyfriend in like forever. She got hepatitis B from a chicken kebab in Turkey a few years ago so she has a slight yellow tinge to her skin that no amount Max factor foundation will get rid of and her Moroccan fuck buddy, Ali thinks she smells like milk.
She studied Social Studies in Athlone RTC with dreams of becoming a psychologist but failed 2nd year from full time partying and now is a secretary to a doctor and loves nothing more than going through her neighbours medical files.
She has all the box sets of Sex and the City, Kilanaskuddy and Ballykissangel and enjoys nothing more than a few bottles of weight watchers chardonnay on a saturday night and hitting Egan's nightclub with the girls for a dance. Ali pops over after the chipper closes for a ride.
She's 4 months pregnant with twins but doesn't know yet. Ali's not the father.