Someone said :
Think the press have moved on from it - liking cock ain't what it used to be
Talking about liking cock, hooked up with a little chubby lass down in Glasson.
Took her to Grogans, topped her up with great steak, and the trimmings.
Now, don't know if the whiff of meat got to her or not, but soon as I produced the knotty bulb out there near the lake, she fizzed up like bottled Bass.
Took the lot,with interest,rode the knob like a jump jockey and was dripping like a fcuked fridge.
So no way is liking cock a thing of the past.
Lasses will always respond once they get the whiff of a well muscled weapon, primed and loaded with buckshot.
It figures mate, get out there and put yersel out.