Called to me last night. WOW, stunning ! Just about 6ft tall, in mid twenties, perfect body, greatly enhanced by skinny jeans.But, it is when he speaks that he gets me going. Soft and seductive.Tried to keep him in my place as long as possible, but eventually had to let him go.Looking forward to his return to collect the form, though.Think I'll pretend I'm illiterate and again hold onto him for a while

Gawd Jerry, sounds a bit creepy.

My enumerator is old.

just a bit

I don't know who my enumerator is (I like that word. I'm going to stick it into my vocab for rest of day).

I suppose I should really find out but I couldn't give a shite.

Jaysus Jerry ya freak. Your man will go missing and he'll be found bound and gagged naked in your basement. And don't be telling me you don't have a basement. An attic works just as well

Mine isn't.

The pizza delivery guy is still in the attic, so basement it has to be

So people have Keith Mills, so count your blessings!

But is he hot?

Ha ha. All you need now is nab the local chinky delivery guy and set him up in the garden shed and you're sorted

What census do you have to complete if you're in the tax haven of Guernsey?

Mine was trying to push the Irish form and kept talking about Sinn Fein in the next government. Mad cow but nice chatter-box.

Uwh I wonder do the CSO share stats on how many were replied in Irish?
I was just given the English one.