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# 1231 : Friday 1-1-2021 @ 13:41
 
 
Someone said :

Yeah, the local farmer comes out... love to shove it up his arse and fire a few rounds.

Oooh, fancy the farmer do you?
Now would you wear wellies and drop your overalls around your ankles while doing the deed?

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# 1232 : Friday 1-1-2021 @ 21:40
 
 
Someone said :

Oooh, fancy the farmer do you?
Now would you wear wellies and drop your overalls around your ankles while doing the deed?


Not for a farmer, greedy SOB's and scaring animals with their guns because they have a tiny penis. A local hunter, got killed by an animal he was rearing for shooting the other day. Karma caught up with him, animal had last laugh and world a better place now.
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# 1233 : Friday 1-1-2021 @ 23:03
 
 
Someone said :

Not for a farmer, greedy SOB's and scaring animals with their guns because they have a tiny penis. A local hunter, got killed by an animal he was rearing for shooting the other day. Karma caught up with him, animal had last laugh and world a better place now.

I couldn't figure out what the stag was doing in the kennels. So he was rearing it. By all accounts he was meant to be a gentleman but then again everyone is great when they die.

I wouldn't say the animal had the last laugh or the world is a better place.
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# 1234 : Sunday 3-1-2021 @ 10:50
 
 
Someone said :

I couldn't figure out what the stag was doing in the kennels. So he was rearing it. By all accounts he was meant to be a gentleman but then again everyone is great when they die.

I wouldn't say the animal had the last laugh or the world is a better place.

Preparing it, for the kill and that is what they call hunting these days?
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# 1235 : Thursday 28-1-2021 @ 22:40
 
 
I knew the guy that got stabbed in town this evening. Knife crime is out of control. It's fucking terrible. Guy minding his own business coming home from work and then stabbed badly and his scooter taken off him.
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# 1236 : Thursday 28-1-2021 @ 23:50
 
 
Someone said :
I knew the guy that got stabbed in town this evening. Knife crime is out of control. It's fucking terrible. Guy minding his own business coming home from work and then stabbed badly and his scooter taken off him.

That's horrible, hope he is o/k and they get the bastards.
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# 1237 : Friday 29-1-2021 @ 11:15
 
 
Someone said :
I knew the guy that got stabbed in town this evening. Knife crime is out of control. It's fucking terrible. Guy minding his own business coming home from work and then stabbed badly and his scooter taken off him.

This is a result of soft sentencing, If these guys knew a long tough sentence was certain and mandatory. They'd think twice, found with a knife should get you five years at least and on top of any crime you commit.
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# 1238 : Friday 29-1-2021 @ 18:14
 
 
Had a dream that I was in a pub, and it was a wet one too.
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# 1239 : Saturday 30-1-2021 @ 14:14
 
 
Bought a television for my bedroom this week and I realised that since moving out of the family home 30 odd years ago it is the first television I have ever actually bought and paid for myself. Like when I moved out of the family home I just brought a tele with me and then every time I moved to a new place there would either be a tele there or I'd bring the one with me from the previous place and then for the 11 years I was with my ex he bought all the televisions so when I moved out 18 months ago I just brought one of them with me so I have never actually bought a tele myself until this week
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# 1240 : Saturday 30-1-2021 @ 18:21
 
 
Someone said :
Bought a television for my bedroom this week and I realised that since moving out of the family home 30 odd years ago it is the first television I have ever actually bought and paid for myself. Like when I moved out of the family home I just brought a tele with me and then every time I moved to a new place there would either be a tele there or I'd bring the one with me from the previous place and then for the 11 years I was with my ex he bought all the televisions so when I moved out 18 months ago I just brought one of them with me so I have never actually bought a tele myself until this week

Is it a big one, do you like them big?
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# 1241 : Saturday 30-1-2021 @ 18:56
 
 
I can never find a Viennese finger when I need one
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# 1242 : Saturday 30-1-2021 @ 20:05
 
 
Someone said :

Is it a big one, do you like them big?

Na it is only a 22 inch, I don't really care about size

Side note: I totally avoided using the acronym "TV" in that post because I knew for a fact that if I'd have said "I bought a TV" you specifically would have made an innuendo about it, I bet you were reading that post thinking to yourself "Bitch never once said 'TV'"...well now you know why
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# 1243 : Saturday 30-1-2021 @ 22:33
 
 
Someone said :

Na it is only a 22 inch, I don't really care about size

Side note: I totally avoided using the acronym "TV" in that post because I knew for a fact that if I'd have said "I bought a TV" you specifically would have made an innuendo about it, I bet you were reading that post thinking to yourself "Bitch never once said 'TV'"...well now you know why

/Too late, have you turned on your TV yet?
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# 1244 : Saturday 30-1-2021 @ 23:17
 
 
Someone said :

/Too late, have you turned on your TV yet?

Darling all I have to do is look at a TV to turn it on and then if I want to turn it off I just tell it what a useless waste of fucking space it is
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# 1245 : Wednesday 17-2-2021 @ 21:39
 
 
The Mandalorian is not good. We can wish all we want but, It's not good..
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