Someone said :
My chemist story is when I was getting one of the Hep vaccines in college years ago. It was recommended for gay men, and while the college doctor could prescribe, I had to buy it. At the pharmacy's prescription counter, the nice lady looked at the prescription and then, in front of other customers, asked me why I was getting it.
"Because the doctor prescribed it", I said.
"Do you do some work in the prison?", she probed.
"Are you a volunteer with the homeless shelter?", she asked.
"You must be a medical student", she announced.
"I'm not. They don't teach medicine in UL."
I wish I'd had the confidence to conclude: "The doctor prescribed it for my sexual health".
Next time tell her that's her husband who recommended it to you to make butt-sex safer.