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Hair Removal Cream For Men
# 1 : Wednesday 20-2-2019 @ 12:37
Anyone recommend a hair removal cream for a mens down stairs. I am assuming most normal creams would work for stomach and abdomen area but what about the testicles
Is there any easy to get cream available in pharmacies...... asking for a friend
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# 2 : Wednesday 20-2-2019 @ 12:56
I just normally use Veet they do it for fellas as well which would probably be better because men's hair is usually more thick I would highly recommend you don't put that on your "sensitive" areas because you'll get burned you need to do that manually
# 3 : Wednesday 20-2-2019 @ 18:41
For a "friend" eh?

Yeah, Veet is about the best there is on the market...but veeting yer balls is strongly advised against!!

Here is a review of veet from an unfortunate chap:
By John W. Osborne Jr.
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

# 4 : Wednesday 20-2-2019 @ 19:11
You could just pay beautician to do it for you?
# 5 : Wednesday 20-2-2019 @ 23:47
Stay hairy. It’s hot.
# 6 : Thursday 21-2-2019 @ 09:56
Trimed, well kept, waxed, shaved and clean are nicer.
# 7 : Thursday 21-2-2019 @ 13:59
Use Nair its the best I know it says not to use down below but I have used ir down below and never had a problem. You will get it in the likes of Boots or any decent sized pharmacy.
# 8 : Thursday 21-2-2019 @ 22:32
The John W Osborne review made me laugh out loud. Best review ever!! I've used Veet on my balls with no ill effect and it gave me a great smooth result no razor can achieve
# 9 : Thursday 21-2-2019 @ 22:50
Did it once, nearly froze my noodles off.
# 10 : Friday 22-2-2019 @ 08:48
Hi, for general hair removal use low-priced Nair from Dealz. Advise against use in area of balls and anus, skin is sensitive and will burn, painful!
# 11 : Friday 22-2-2019 @ 12:05
Thanks all I passed the info on to my friend who decided to shave from the belly button down but just to trim the hair on his testicles. I he is planning on trying a wax in the future
# 12 : Sunday 24-2-2019 @ 08:52
Nair from Dealz. Thanks for the tip. Always looking for a bargain.

I'll try it on my balls anyway. I've used Veet with no ill effects. Owner's risk so if it goes horribly wrong, I won't sue you, cnsatin!
# 13 : Wednesday 4-9-2019 @ 17:29
On a similar topic but totally opposite outcome has anyone found a medication or topical lotion that stops or reverses hair loss or are we being totally misled by manufacturers claims for their shampoos and lotions.?
# 14 : Thursday 5-9-2019 @ 22:15
Just keep whatever hair you have left short. None of of the hair treatments work. Apparently the only way to avoid hair loss is cut off your balls.
# 15 : Thursday 5-9-2019 @ 22:44
Someone said :
On a similar topic but totally opposite outcome has anyone found a medication or topical lotion that stops or reverses hair loss or are we being totally misled by manufacturers claims for their shampoos and lotions.?

My Mother swears by Viviscal.. She's got a pretty full head of hair for a nearly seventy year old Woman.. Draw your own conclusions..
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