Do you start answering posts on Gáire from the top, or from the bottom?
Do you start with the latest email/tweet/article, or the oldest to keep chronological order?
Do you start reading a book by reading the last page?
Do you start with the middle of the bread, or the ends?
Do you eat your pizza from the tip or from the crust?

In other words: do you have an unusual order in doing things that most take for granted?

sex: Top
Pizza: Tip
Shoes: Left
Socks: Right
Underpants: Left leg
Email: most important looking
Book: at Chapter 1 (all forwarding skipped)
Chess: central development
Bread: Left end
Computer files: Nested named folders directly on the C:/
Mug of Tea: Hot water, then teabag.

I don't really eat chocolate but I like peanut M&M's, the weird thing is I like to bite the shells and chocolate off and eat that first and save all the peanuts and eat them last, I could easily do the same with just a bag of normal M&M's and a bag of peanuts but it's about the ritual, it's about biting one not too hard that it breaks in half and not too soft that the peanut splits, it's about biting it just right that you get 2 chocolate half shells and one whole peanut. It's very therapeutic at times and a really good way to make your mind go blank if something is stressing you out. As for your examples:

Do you start answering posts on Gáire from the top, or from the bottom?

Generally I probably see where my last post was as a point of reference and work up from there

Do you start with the latest email/tweet/article, or the oldest to keep chronological order?

Don't tweet or use FB so that doesn't apply and for mails I usually get notifications so just read them as I get them

Do you start reading a book by reading the last page?

That would be akin to heresy in my brain, never read the last page first

Do you start with the middle of the bread, or the ends?

If it is a sliced pan I never eat the ends, if it is a batch loaf or baguette I always start with the ends, they are the best part.

Do you eat your pizza from the tip or from the crust?

Don't eat pizza, never got the appeal, it's mostly just bread

I don't wear PJ's, top or bottoms.

I start at the top and work my way down

You're doing it wrong, start at the bottom and work your way up.

I’m versatile but really I like receiving and then giving.

Oh. I read that wrong.

Easy mistake to make, the general rule of thumb is if it is a blaH thread then it is best not to assume that the title has any anything what so ever to do with the content, for blaH titles are pretty much just click bait, this is a guy who would start a thread titled

"Do you like anal?"

and then the question in the thread would be

"Are you very specific in your answers to other peoples questions? do you like it when people ask vague questions and then expect vague answers? have you ever corrected someone for asking a vague question by giving them multiple answers that fulfill the criteria of the question even though each answer contradicts all the others?"

Which would then be followed by an anecdote along the lines of

"A man in the street once asked me what time it was where I proceeded to tell him in Rome it is 10pm, in California it is 3pm, in Australia it is 7am tomorrow so which time would you like because you weren't specific which time zone you wanted the time of?"

Are you and Blah, bickering again?

No not at all, I just like taking the piss out of him and he knows I don't mean anything bad by it, actually we are good friends but he still knows I think he is a pedantic dick and needs someone to take him down a peg or two every now and again

Not at all.
The proof being that she inserted in her post inaccuracies as a clue for Inspector Poirot to know she was not seerioos: "in Rome it is 10pm, in California it is 3pm, in Australia it is 7am tomorrow".

Checking the timezones she mentions with https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock will reveal that there is no such point in time, either in the summer or winter time schedules
So she means to say that such a reply would not exist

Do you start answering posts on Gáire from the top, or from the bottom?
Well, depends on the length of the thread - I will read the opening post/that page for context and then decide how far I want to follow. Usually the last two pages of a long thread to make sure I keep on track with where the conversation is going.

Do you start with the latest email/tweet/article, or the oldest to keep chronological order?
I start with the oldest and work my way forward.

Do you start reading a book by reading the last page?
First page. Why would anyone want to start at the end?

Do you start with the middle of the bread, or the ends?
end.

Do you eat your pizza from the tip or from the crust?
Don't think I've ever witnessed anyone starting from the crust.

No actually I just pulled those times out of my ass because I knew an anal cunt like you would go and check thus proving my point