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Pact With The Devil(S) - The Protocol
 
# 1 : Wednesday 30-9-2020 @ 14:47
 
 
How does one contract a valid pact with the forces of evil?

As a teenager, while researching a paper on male witchcraft, I came across a specific incantation in latin, aimed at providing riches.
On my way home, having chosen to hitchhike, I walked a few hours and had nothing to do but to rehearse the said incantation.

No car stopped, but I found a big coin (equivalent to €2), bought a scratch card, and won a small hit significant sum (say €100).
I used this incantation in the script of a short film we made at school, and we won a prize.

It dawned on me that I have been lucky, though not supernaturally so, in money and love as an adult.
So the thought came to my mind: did I sell my souls inadvertently to the devils, for a small trickle of inconsequential rewards?
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# 2 : Wednesday 30-9-2020 @ 16:15
 
 
yes, that is definitely what happened.

But, since we're gay anyways, we'll all be going to hell as it is.

In for a penny, in for a pound I say (in your case quite literally).
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# 3 : Wednesday 30-9-2020 @ 16:22
 
 
When I was a kid I wanted to be a priest really badly. When i prayed, I would never say prayers, those were for basic bitches., I used to actually chat to God, like hardcore holy people did.

One time I said "OK so there's this 'getting the calling' business that priests talk about, and some people say they get it in a dream, or a feeling comes over them. I dont want anything like that; I want a physically real one that I can physically see, in the real world, deal?.

When i was older I got an actual bill in the door addressed to "Fr. Greenmanpp" I rang up the utility and asked them what the hell, the guy just said it was a weird error and changed it back Mr.

[edit, obviously where I have put 'Greenmanpp' that is where my real name is]
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# 4 : Wednesday 30-9-2020 @ 16:23
 
 
Someone said :
yes, that is definitely what happened.

But, since we're gay anyways, we'll all be going to hell as it is.

In for a penny, in for a pound I say (in your case quite literally).

Hell? Not a worry of mine. It is make-believe-full with priests and other clerics who believe their own imaginary tales and can’t control their literal tails...
Not being a cristian I do no need worry about their fantasies.
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# 5 : Wednesday 30-9-2020 @ 16:27
 
 
yeah, cool, sure thing, hell is fake, whatever you say... ehh enjoy your trinkets and such



[I am of couese messing, just in case]
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# 6 : Wednesday 30-9-2020 @ 17:09
 
 
Yeah, you're doomed..
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# 7 : Wednesday 30-9-2020 @ 23:29
 
 
Nothing wrong with a little magic whether it works or not, same with prayer I imagine, have you ever thought of healing or raising the dead from their slumber.?
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# 8 : Thursday 1-10-2020 @ 18:21
 
 
No you are OK, I've checked my files and I have no record of ever buying your soul. Although I am sure it would come very cheap

Someone said :

But, since we're gay anyways, we'll all be going to hell as it is.

This is just an urban myth, sure if it were true the ambience of the place would be totally ruined given how many of the God Squad we'd have to take in
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# 9 : Thursday 1-10-2020 @ 19:29
 
 
Someone said :
No you are OK, I've checked my files and I have no record of ever buying your soul. Although I am sure it would come very cheap
[…]

You are not the only devil in town
Your nickname in the underworld is Telephone Frost, in relation to the size of your resale prices
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# 10 : Thursday 1-10-2020 @ 19:51
 
 
Someone said :

You are not the only devil in town

No but all the others work for me, think of it like Santa, there is only one but he has many who take his place for minor functions like shopping centers. Sure he stole the idea of franchising himself from me in the first place, that's why his name is an anagram of mine, he stole that too.

Someone said :

Your nickname in the underworld is Telephone Frost, in relation to the size of your resale prices

That makes no sense, like seriously I have no idea what that means
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# 11 : Thursday 1-10-2020 @ 20:12
 
 
Someone said :

That makes no sense, like seriously I have no idea what that means

It would made sense if you had a lien on one of my souls
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# 12 : Thursday 1-10-2020 @ 20:14
 
 
Someone said :

It would made sense if you had a lien on one of my souls

But I already told you I don't and I'm not sure I'd want one either, I think it would be a lot more fun leaving the cunt upstairs to have to put up with you for eternity, I'm pretty sure after having to put up with you for a week up there all his souls would be banging down my gates begging to have pitchforks shoved up their arses just to get a break. If anything not buying your soul would be more profitable for me.


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# 13 : Friday 2-10-2020 @ 06:35
 
 
Someone said :

But I already told you I don't […]

That’s what a lower level daemoness with an undocumented claim on my soteriologic real estate would say.

I watched Buffy enough to know.
(That would be twice)

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# 14 : Thursday 29-10-2020 @ 11:45
 
 
Can ghosts read your minds?
Or do they need you to say something to know it?
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# 15 : Thursday 29-10-2020 @ 14:05
 
 
Someone said :
Can ghosts read your minds?
Or do they need you to say something to know it?

A ghost, read my mind once and I never saw it again.
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