I cannot look around and not see a wig.
And they do not seem to be much better than they were 30 years ago.

I an the kind of person who embraces his own reality, rather than desperately try to project one. So wigs are out for me.

But what about you?

Wigs look fantastic on women but on blokes tend to look a bit silly and obvious

Try the Japanese, bald head and pony tail look. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chonmage

I’ll need to regrow my hair long though...
My hair has not be long in the last 16 years.

Is that the only body part, that has been short for such a long time?

The part you are thinking of has always been short.
It is my mother who makes me aware of it.
She was a stenographer.

My hair is getting long now, gone from a steve miller too a steve bannon look?

I have drawers full of wigs I love unnatural colours and over the top stuff but I think I love my real here more so (currently icey blonde which was supposed to have pink streaks but the pink didn't come out right it came out even whiter which is okay for now but I'll fix it on Tuesday)

What brand of dye are you using? I dye my hair a lot and no mess for colours like blue, green, pink etc the best brand is "Live" because the good thing about it is it doesn't come as a whole kit that you have to fap around with, it just comes in a tube kinda like a tube of paint so say I wanted to dye my whole head blue (like in my profile pic) I'd use 3 but if I only wanted streaks I'd probably only use about half a tube (it covers really well too) and then you can just put the lid on it and use it as you need to do touch up's. You can get it in Boot's (I think they are the only pharmacy that stock it because I haven't seen it anywhere else) and the larger the Boots store the more colours they stock so for you that would probably be the Boot's in Jervis Street shopping center.

These are all the colours they stock (I'm thinking of going for the Shocking Pink one next)

https://www.boots.ie/schwarzkopf/schwarzkopf-live

I have no idea I get mine done off a girl I know I'll see her Tuesday and ask her the brand names of the dye

You mean the following Tuesday, in February, after the lockdown?

Probably not. Loads of hairdressers and barbers doing home visits.

The closest thing I have to social interaction is going to Iceland at the moment even then I'm always extra safe with masks and washing my hands when I go out and only go when I know it will be empty and wear a mask when I'm getting my hair done as well I'd like to think I'm reasonably responsible

In contravention of the lockdown, then.
(And possibly claiming the Covid payment despite working, without declaring any of it...)