Kim Kardashian and Kanye: the split of the KKK
Let's keep track of other splits that make the news: pity we missed Katy and Jamie and Tom saga...

How do these celebrity splits, in general, affect you?
Also, counting down to Trump's divorce...

Don't even know why most of them are celebrated these days - do you even need to have done anything to claim to be one??

Are you one?

No - I can make a living without the need for public adulation

Countdown to Trump vs Trump divorce proceedings!

Well he does change every few years for a younger model

Trump having a fling with the tea lady in the WH?

Yeah but he got scammed in his last HP deal...
She has to get out fast before she had to start supporting him!

, Anyone missing him yet?

She'll make a fortune out of all this, I can see appearances on Ophra, book deals, the works for her. By the end of it all she will be rich enough to buy Trump Towers and rename it Ivana Towers while he will be like...remember those two rich dudes in Trading Places who Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd made go broke and then in Coming To America they appear again as two homeless dudes? that will be Trump, he'll be living in a cardboard box beside Ivana Towers trying to convince all the other winos that he use to be the President of America and they will all beat the living shit out of him because they know for a fact that he couldn't have been Present of America because they are pretty sure they use to be the President of America... hic ...

If he doesn't go bankrupt, again and lose it all this time.

People like him never go bankrupt, they just get snubbed by all their old "friends" and slowly become more broke and what they like to call "eccentric" but really what it means is loony, he'll end up living out his life now in some out of the way place with like 50 cats in relative comfort with just enough to get by on (because they always look after their own) but no one will actually want to be seen with him and eventually it will all be swept under the carpet. In about 10 years time even the politicians who supported him will suddenly not remember who he was and swear blind they spent the 4 years of his presidency looking after a sick aunt in the arsehole of nowhere where they didn't have access to the news or wifi so they have no idea who everyone is talking about