Well, first of all, that is not the first thing a man would think of if he picked up a copy of DIY weekly.
& number two, I don't have a boss.
But if I was to have a boss and if he were to did say
"What lesbian owns this copy of DIY Weekly", and I knew him,
then I'd know he was trying to wind me up.
In that case I would totally ignore the comment but I'd probably ask him how many pints he had last night before he went home and battered the wife and rode the mistress.
I've only ever worked with all lads so I can take a mickey taking about mickey dodgin, carpet munching etc.
There's not much I haven't heard at this stage.
But I've a sense of humour and I know they mean no harm. On the other hand if I knew they were being spiteful with their comments then I'd probably hang them by their balls from the nearest tree, using the new hammer I got for collecting the tokens in the last 100 issues if DIY weekly.