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# 1 : Friday 9-12-2005 @ 23:05
 
 
funny quote on hignfy(have i got news for you)from an ex naval seaman"to admit you were gay in the navy was to lead to an instant discharge',phnawr
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# 2 : Saturday 10-12-2005 @ 22:16
 
 
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# 3 : Sunday 25-11-2007 @ 23:31
 
 
Sheriff of Nottingham to Guy of Gisbourne on having his mercenary kneel and pay respect bishop style(Robin Hood)to him."How come you never kiss my ring,gisbourne?
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# 4 : Sunday 25-11-2007 @ 23:34
 
 
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# 5 : Sunday 25-11-2007 @ 23:45
 
 
Mentalist Headcase monoped Heather Mills on advocating us to milk rats,cats and dogs,elicited this response from anne widdicombe on Have I Got News For You".Well,makes a change from milking a beetle I supose".
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# 6 : Wednesday 28-5-2008 @ 16:14
 
 
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth it brings. Thank you for being the piss in my pants.

Got this as a text today I think its brilliant
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# 7 : Wednesday 28-5-2008 @ 16:19
 
 
A true friend stabs you in the front.
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# 8 : Friday 30-5-2008 @ 01:23
 
 
A certai Gaire member just told me she thought Tallagh was on the Northside. I wouldn't mind but she's a Northsider
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# 9 : Friday 30-5-2008 @ 01:25
 
 
Someone said :
A certai Gaire member just told me she thought Tallagh was on the Northside. I wouldn't mind but she's a Northsider

Probably that bleedin riot who thinks the southside is paved with gold and everyone talks like the queen.
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# 10 : Friday 30-5-2008 @ 01:32
 
 
Someone said :

Probably that bleedin riot who thinks the southside is paved with gold and everyone talks like the queen.

I was going to mail you but you fucker still have me blocked, I never laughed so much and had the added bonus of Riot on the phone on the other end giving it stereo
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# 11 : Friday 30-5-2008 @ 01:33
 
 
you mean they dont loosey!!! oh fuck off both of you.im lucky i know where i live for fuck sake. i know where hex lives though.shes getting her gaff bombed out of it tomorrow.
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# 12 : Thursday 10-7-2008 @ 21:19
 
 
Franky Boyle on mock the week
"I was watching Saddams execution,and I thought to myself,is there NOTHING that I won't masturbate to on the internet"?
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# 13 : Friday 19-9-2008 @ 18:07
 
 
From Family Guy

Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.

Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?

Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
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# 14 : Friday 19-9-2008 @ 18:10
 
 
Some random comment I saw on Youtube a second ago -

"someone said this is very shit, i said that their face is very shit."

Quote of the year.
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# 15 : Saturday 20-9-2008 @ 15:05
 
 
Isnt it about time we stopped referring to poor heather mills as a mentalist, crackpot, mad, lunatic fucking bitch. I think she is just a little unbalanced! Aparently a couple of coasters under the left leg can sort that out. (Courtesy of Jonathan Ross show.)
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