Usually when someone who is quite obviously straight, and has never even pondered their sexual preferance, mention their other half of the opposite sex, I say, You have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I thpought u were gay.
Also when someone talks of their boyfriend or girlfriend, I usually say, YOU have a boyfriend, and Im single, what the fuck, in a really angry and aggressive way,
one of my favs is when I see someone eating something fattening, I say
I thought we talked about this diet. Im mean, but people usually dont insult me back, they either laugh, or just agree, but( Im actually fucking serious some of the time, How could a new money, common baitch, who has a muffin stomach; have a boyfriend, whilst I remain single, I think the men
s are to intimidated by my beauty, that must be it.