Mine was a three foot long box of Jaffa-cakes given to me by my Great-Niece Best laff was what was emblazoned on the side of it... "It's better to receive than to give" That raised a few giggles before the night was through

once agin I'm going to pretend that christmas did not exist

Awww, Effy, you really need to deal with you're denial, especially when it's all going on around you

I support Effy's statement...

Did Santa forget you too

I kept a fire going all night to prevent the fat bastard from dropping down my chimney.

going on all around me, based on the crap i received then I dont have to try yto hard to ignore it

tonight i stayed in with a bottle of wine to drown my sorrows

aw effy were you all alone?that so awful

glad youre enjoying the festivities
and really getting into the christmas spirit mr efferal,merry christmas.

no I was at home.. i cooked a successful dinner.
the presents were rubbish
and I came home last night

daedlus youi should have walked the few yards down the road and called in

last present youll get from me then,youre an ungrateful cur sir,wrapping paper is a practical gift.

Effy, don't you know that it's rude to call unannounced and uninvited?

oh mine is an open house
i dont sytand on ceremony