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# 1 : Thursday 2-2-2006 @ 16:24
 
 
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# 2 : Thursday 2-2-2006 @ 17:06
 
 
oh that is so funny, i love the bit "we are good christian people" and he is swearing all over the place.

clam licker, fishmonger and turd burgler i must remember those ones.
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# 3 : Thursday 2-2-2006 @ 17:50
 
 
These Guy's just reck this guys head there is a ton of these on the followin website,

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html

i have been listenin to these for ages the one with them tryin to money for his son's is so funny!!


enjoy

Philip
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# 4 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 00:48
 
 
some guy just rang me with the phone rigged so it almsot sounded like a computer voice and said his name. he rambled on and i coudlnt make out a word, and of course im tipsy on guinness and then he said "this is God" at which point i hung up. trouble is i cant change my number for a while.
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# 5 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 00:51
 
 
Someone said :
some guy just rang me with the phone rigged so it almsot sounded like a computer voice and said his name. he rambled on and i coudlnt make out a word, and of course im tipsy on guinness and then he said "this is God" at which point i hung up. trouble is i cant change my number for a while.

Just ignore it Gracie probably a random one off.
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# 6 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 00:51
 
 
yeah really weird. some smart arse.
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# 7 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 00:55
 
 
no one ever rings my bell
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# 8 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 01:00
 
 
it was either somoene at random in ennis that i know as i knew some strange people here, 'know them to see' or else it was nutty nora i knew before
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# 9 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 01:01
 
 
Someone said :
no one ever rings my bell

I will constantly next weekend
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# 10 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 11:25
 
 
I keep getting some plank from Donegal ringing and i usually ignore it and sometimes the number is hidden and when i answer it is again goes Hello Kian.I told the stupid fucker that you keep ringing and that you have the wrong number.I told him ring once once and the number will be reported.On Friday and i didn't answer it the same number ringing again.Is the person just stupid or what?I suppose you could say this is not a plank call but why do people keep ring when you tell them it is the wrong number.
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# 11 : Sunday 22-6-2008 @ 11:34
 
 
ONce I got a prank call from a "granny" who was abit weird and wanted to meet me in one of the O'Connel Street Hotels.

She was rattling on and on about her husband and unfrateful grand kids, and her hurting leg and lingerie. Like grannies do.

When I say "she", it was obviously a "he", and a prank.

But at the time I had two suspicions: either it was a recent date was knew another one of my recent dates (both of them did not last more than the first meet).
Or it was some kind of test from a society I had endeavoured to join at the time.
Both elements of the aletrnative were credible.

So I decided to get along with it.

It turned out, no surprise, that the first instance was true.

It also turned out that the stupid cunt did call with the wrong phone when I was in the lobby of the hotel... so his name came up on my phone. And then I made the connection to the other date (whose name contains an L and a CH) because ater on of the two dates, I received a text to the second person from the first, giving out about me being a louzy date (which I was)... and then an excuse that he had send the text to the wrong person (as if...)
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# 12 : Tuesday 24-6-2008 @ 14:32
 
 
Someone said :
ONce I got a prank call from a "granny" who was abit weird and wanted to meet me in one of the O'Connel Street Hotels.

She was rattling on and on about her husband and unfrateful grand kids, and her hurting leg and lingerie. Like grannies do.

When I say "she", it was obviously a "he", and a prank.

But at the time I had two suspicions: either it was a recent date was knew another one of my recent dates (both of them did not last more than the first meet).
Or it was some kind of test from a society I had endeavoured to join at the time.
Both elements of the aletrnative were credible.

So I decided to get along with it.

It turned out, no surprise, that the first instance was true.

It also turned out that the stupid cunt did call with the wrong phone when I was in the lobby of the hotel... so his name came up on my phone. And then I made the connection to the other date (whose name contains an L and a CH) because ater on of the two dates, I received a text to the second person from the first, giving out about me being a louzy date (which I was)... and then an excuse that he had send the text to the wrong person (as if...)

That's the most confusing story I ever read. I doubt it makes sense even to you!
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# 13 : Tuesday 24-6-2008 @ 15:02
 
 
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That's the most confusing story I ever read. I doubt it makes sense even to you!

Is it worrying? that it made sense to me?
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# 14 : Tuesday 24-6-2008 @ 15:06
 
 
Someone said :
Is it worrying? that it made sense to me?

I don't know, he lost me at this:


"And then I made the connection to the other date (whose name contains an L and a CH) because ater on of the two dates, I received a text to the second person from the first"
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# 15 : Tuesday 24-6-2008 @ 15:19
 
 
Someone said :
I keep getting some plank from Donegal ringing and i usually ignore it and sometimes the number is hidden and when i answer it is again goes Hello Kian.I told the stupid fucker that you keep ringing and that you have the wrong number.I told him ring once once and the number will be reported.On Friday and i didn't answer it the same number ringing again.Is the person just stupid or what?I suppose you could say this is not a plank call but why do people keep ring when you tell them it is the wrong number.

Next time he rings put him on hold - he'll soon get fed up.
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