While we're on the topic tonight...

**bumpety bump**

I'd forgotten I started this little gem of a thread.... almost a year ago...

OK, who's first...

we rate them in out of 10.... so that one just above this typing would have been a poor shag, a mere 3 out of 10.....

i was at least a 4 you bastard

Had I put up a rating?? ....

I'm waiting for Nana's contribution....

The Corrs - 'Breathless' Live

whats the point of this thread?

sorry couldn't resist reviving that old chestnut. I'd probably rate my last near shag as a 7. But having not shagged I suppose it qualifies as a big fat zero.

Rate this thread a a -10 though. Na only teasing probably as threads go maybe a 6

Had a Decent enough One yesterday, I'd Rate it 3/5 I'm Docking two Points as she has my Back Bollixed today, and she Made some qware Noises when she was cumming..near frightened the fuck outta me.

Yeah - I hear pig fucking can be awfully unnerving when they start squealing...

fetch

clumpy. absorbs moisture. too many synthetic strands, going bald in places.

sounds dreadful faust,sure you dont wanna turn?

turning it would do nothing and I would probably get damp on my hands.

....could have been a dog too Fetch

still,a finger of fudge can make your day,make your day.(dont ask)

you are missing the crappy joke I am making aren't you.

...Had you to get the VAX at it Faust?

there we go.

*is content*