Was ok no fireworks but hell doesn't happen every time

I give my last shag a 10/10!!!!

Seeing as I'm not single ill rate the event rather then the person (which I guess most of ye include) I'd honestly give it a 9

Normally I wouldnt mention the bad ones but, Christ I was with someone monday night and it was brutal.

Awh Mc, tis can only get better so

You and your sheep

Maybe you didn't inflate her properly

Try not to think about it too much, McFuck. If ya put too much pressure on yourself he'll never pull a Jebus.

My last one was just not able to last the pace. Sex at 4pm yesterday and it was too sore for sex this morning. The youth of today, eh?

Well maybe he had to get ready for school?

Jaysis I dunno if I can remember that far back, the ould memory ain't what it used to be

Is your short-term memory acting up again

I know I come across as someone who is getting it all the time, but its just not true!

Of course not dear, now get back to scouring Gaydar