To make a long story short: I was out and about in Cork city today, and I ended up in a pub waiting for the crowds to gather (I'm a new addition to the rebel city so I went to the first pub I saw, which is non-scene completely). I met a guy there (straight, btw) and chatted for a couple of hours, had only 2 pints, then I remembered that it is my mum's birthday and I called home to wish her a happy b/day (I'm a foreigner, the time zone is different). She asked me what I was doing and, in pint veritas, I told her I was out with some guy that was *actually my type* and that there was no chance of scoring (not in these terms but...
Now, my mother replied along the lines of "you never know" with a certain nonchalance but only after I realized that my mother knows jack sh1t3 of all this.
This must be the dumbest outing ever, unless she took it all as a joke :P.
For crying out loud LOL.
Bottom line: don't call your mother when you're on the drink (but I only had two measly pints!) :P