shure shaggy'll roide ye!!

well, when you're as good looking as me sometimes people don't notice how messy the room is, so I may not bother.

are ya a bit of a tramp tony?

less of the old.....

Who said anything about being old?

thats paranoia....it comes with old age

Or too many drugs.

Ah sure I'm so old I can't even read these new-fangled computer-machines things.

I thought you said "a bit of an old tramp"

poor tony, the old junkie tramp

right, well, since getting lucky was mentioned, I've just taken my lucky underwear out the drawer.

i didn't 'say' anything. I typed 'are you a bit of a tramp?'

The things I have to look forward too! Thank God you old guys are here to guide me.

the old paranoid junkie tramp

gollum! you're 29 which probably means you are 32.

dont worry tony, we will all look after you tonight. we will help you up the stairs and find you a nicecomfortable seat to rest your old achy breaky bones.
ill bring some porridge in a flask and a blanket for you to put over your legs