Elat, I am 29, you lot just seem so much older!

thats because you're a bit dawnty gollum. gods special retarded friend. Can you lick your adams apple?

Yes I can, how did you know?

you look the type

should you not be over in Shanghai running or something?

Gaire is today mourning the loss of Loosey and Elat who were massacred at last nights meet by an unknown assailant.

Witnesses said the killer had quite a large tongue but were unable to provide any further description.

Shit I wasn't supposed to post that until tomorrow.

just take your chemical castration tablets and you'll be fine.

Yep feeling much better already, thanks for the reminder!

... and could you get the nice people at Nealons to not play any of that noise that passes for music nowadays? I want to be able to talk to people in a civilised manner and go home to my bed (or someone elses) at a reasonable hour.

and don't wear the ball gag again. It's bad enough trying to decipher your murmerings though that half chewed muzzle but you kinda splatter spit everywhere when you attempt conversation.

Looking forward to seeing everyone tonight. Can't wait to see where the wall was punched.

It's just behind the velvet rope, so you won't actually be allowed to touch it as it's being preserved in Gaire history.

aparently the builders did a great job reconstructing the wall. it had to be held up with props for a few days before the structural engineers could design a support structure to keep the building together.

if it wasnt for the 3 inch crack running the length of the pub, you would hardly know it happened

He he