Well people, Mr Wsmith is back. Anyways, 32 years old, not going that grey just yet. Can be found on the average friday trying to find a seat in pantibar.

I spend my mornings at work thinking of witty comments to make on the internet and my evenings typing them out in a painstakingly slow fashion. I take offense at everything but am surprised when people react badly to a direct insult. I am possibly the best person to solve all the worlds problems, if only I had sufficient resources to take over all the goverenments, companies and NGOs in the world.